Big Booba

I'm sobbing from his beauty I can't he's so ethereal and pretty and gorgeous and mesmerizing and delicio-*gets shot and dragged away*

OUR BELOVED GOLDIE GRAMPS ERUHABEN CANON DESIGN IN ALL HIS GLORY!!!! He's so freaking beautiful for lack of words because no words can describe his beauty and so shiny WE ARE NOT WORTHY!!!!😭😭💕

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is flattered that you think they're from somewhere so holy]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is shocked that you would go out of your way to dream of them]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is staring at you]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is curious about you]

[ The Constellation 'Oldest Dream' is sweating under the intense stare ]

C-can you... not?

[ The Constellation 'Oldest Dream' admits he can't sleep when looked at ]

I woke up earlier than expected... I thought it would be at least a month...

...Um, so...

Who are you? None of these Constellations were in the TWSA... How weird...

[ The Constellation 'Oldest Dream' wonders if his messages are easy to read for The Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' ]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' nods happily while noming on their cake]

[yummy cake ꒰⌗´͈ ᵕ `͈⌗꒱৩]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 200 coins]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' heard that you went on a cafe date with another constellation]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' wants you to go on a date with them too!]

(He blinks before shrugging.)

Sure, I guess everyone's going out with me.. Where did you want to go?

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' tilted their head]

[how about your coffee is it good? (?・・)σ]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 200 coins]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' heard that you went on a cafe date with another constellation]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' wants you to go on a date with them too!]

(He blinks before shrugging.)

Sure, I guess everyone's going out with me.. Where did you want to go?

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' cheers silently careful not to disturb you]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' hopes you recover]

[take lots of rest and get better soon! After all you still have to turn avatar me into a dumpling! (⁠ ⁠•̀⁠ε⁠•́⁠ )/]

[I'm worried you know! You just went into the kitchen and then suddenly you got sick! (｡•ˇ‸ˇ•｡)]

Too tired to answer, he goes to the kitchen, returning with a few dumplings on a plate. Putting them down on the table, he just exits to room to go back to his bed.

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is looking at Constellation 'Weaver Of Deceptive Fates']

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' has never seen you before]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is wondering who tf is you?]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is waving hello to Constellation Foolish Lurker!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is grinning and insists that they will do as best as they can as a parent, and that it will be difficult, but worth the struggle if it means the egg can grow up happy and healthy!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is asking if Constellation Foolish Lurker is willing to be their coparent, if they are so obivously worried about the egg!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is looking at Constalation Observer of Lifetimes!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is looking at a particular eye with curiosity!]

Observer, how is it that your little eyes seem to have no mouths and yet still find the capacity to talk sh--

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is being dragged away!]

You constellations never stop fighting, do you..

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' accepts your invitation with great enthusiasm even though they do not know what a money bonfire is!]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is vibrating with excitement]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is looking at you!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist would like your help!]

As a deadbeat dad yourself, how do you get a parent who refuses to have a part in their child life to pay child support?

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is thinking hard!]

There are multiple of them, but I belive they share the same bank account--if that is useful in your advice.

[Constellation Bored Anarchist has donated 2,000 coins to give to your children!]

(He frowns.)

I'm not a deadbeat dad-

(He sighs.)

I don't really know how to help you, though. I mean, I'm assuming this is about the egg..? Do constellations even need child support?? You all seem pretty rich..

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sweatdropped]

[he's fine! ...physically maybe a bit traumatized? I killed one of the tomatoes tho! But I think that might have traumatized him a littttle bit further? (・・。)ゞ]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 200 coins]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is giggling]

[did you know? The other Incarnation 'Kim Dokja' got chased by 2 sentient tomatoes wearing chinese dress and garter belts ⁽⁽ (๑˃̶͈̀ ᗨ ˂̶͈́) ⁾⁾]

(He grimaces at the thought.)

That.. sounds terrible, I hope he's okay-

AO3 NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Someone should write a fic of this (⁠✯⁠ᴗ⁠✯⁠)

i thought of od who murders so hyung can chase him