The Soldier From TF2 Says A Lot Of Goofy Stuff But Honestly “if God Had Wanted You To Live He Would

The Titanoboa, is a 48ft long snake dating from around 60-58million years ago. It had a rib cage 2ft wide, allowing it to eat whole crocodiles, and surrounding the ribcage were muscles so powerful that it could crush a rhino. Titanoboa was so big it couldn’t even spend long amounts of time on land, because the force of gravity acting on it would cause it to suffocate under its own weight.

Todoroki Shouto: All in all a 100% successful trip!

Midoriya Izuku: But Todoroki-kun, we lost Kacchan.

Todoroki Shouto: All in all a 100% successful trip!

Well I never had the chance to watch Avatar the Last Airbender ever…. which sucks, but.. now it’s on the net flix so guess what ya boi’s doing !!!!!!

fantasy characters: “Geez”

me: who the fuck spread Christianity there

Only three Weeks....

PATETICH

I got over 200 tabs on for over 4 Months....that i'm goin to read and close one of those days.

(Probably not)

Today’s aesthetic: keeping the same tab open in your browser for three solid weeks because you’re definitely going to get around to reading and/or acting on whatever’s in it any minute now.

I challenge you to include yourself in a fanfic! Be it as an akuma, a classmate, a professor or a random citizen of Paris. We want to see Nobody in MLB XD

I don’t think you do. If it was me in a story, I’d be some random person dragged through a portal by an akuma who just sticks around to screw with people. I wouldn’t even do the whole “fan revealing spoilers of the show” or “make them watch their show". I’d be worse in that I’d be revealing spoilers of OTHER AUs.

Alix: More time travel?

Nemo: Well, it’s dimension travel, actually.

Nino: What’s your dimension like?

Nemo: Eh, kind of boring to be honest.

Alya: Is that why you came through the portal?

Chloe: That’s a disappointment.

Nemo: Tell me about it. I wanted to go to the Scarlet Lady Universe. This one sucks.

Alya: The what now?

Nemo: Oh, do I have a story for you! Tell me, who here knows about “multiverse theory”?

Can you write a scenario where Iida keep doing accidental innuendos while speaking to the class and they just lose it and laugh their ass off while he has no clue of what is going on?

My brain every day: comes up with numerous sexual innuendos up the ass

My brain trying to write this: …what 

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“Alright guys! We have to keep thrusting forward! Quicker, faster, harder let’s go! Push yourselves!”

Iida’s booming voice rang throughout the training room, trying to motivate his fellow classmates through their free work out day. However, he stopped his sprints and looked at them all in confusion when he heard them chucked at his words, mainly Kaminari and Sero who also seemed to be giving each other a look.

“Stop goofing off and go work on that power rack, and make sure to spot each other!” he instructed them while pointing to the various weight machines. Another snicker came from the two of them but Iida chose to ignore it. 

His attention was grabbed when he head Ashido’s voice excitedly cheering and he looked over to see her standing next to Jirou, both of them standing over Yaoyorozu as she was planking. “Ah, good job girls! Way to double team Yaoyorozu with positivity!”

“Wha-” Yaoyorozu’s face was red as she dropped from her plank, grunting as she hit the ground hard. Jirou just looked up at Iida, unblinking, while Ashido began to laugh, trying to muffle the sound with her hand. 

“Hm? What’s so funny?”

Ashido managed to speak between laughs, “N-nothing Iida.” She wasn’t going to tell him just yet, finding too much amusement in how clueless he was.

“Well, alright then. If you need me, I’m just going to go over there to clean and jerk.”

“IIDA!” Yaoyorozu and Jirou shouted before they started to laugh as well.

“What?” he asked, looking around as he saw others watching them and some laughing as well. “I mean, I could work on my snatch instead,” he thought out loud, debating the pros and cons of the different weight lifting styles in his head. 

Then the laughter increased in volume and Iida was more confused than ever, looking around to see the majority of his classmates clutching their stomachs while some were even on the ground. Even Aizawa who was sat in the corner observing them was rolling his eyes and chuckling to himself. Iida’s patience of not knowing was starting to get on his nerves.

“Can someone please tell me what’s so funny?”