Ben: Pfft! Look At That Idiot. Pissing Off That Police Officer.

Albedo: So the other day I was hanging out with Levin. We were checking car catalogs and then he suddenly said, “Man, this reminds me of Updog.”

Albedo: Then I asked him, “What is Updog?” Then he suddenly started laughing! Do you guys know what this is about?

Ben:

Rex:

Ben: ...Should I tell him or you?

Rex: Ben and I—

Julie: Are getting married?

Rex: What?! No, we—

Circe: *brings out a giant book* Sit down. We have the whole wedding planned out.

apologies could you verify a few details about your flipside request? just want to be as accurate to what you want as possible (this is my main i am bloodyinkandquill)

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In case you were wondering, yes, I want the x idol reader thing with both Dom and Valk (Dom being romantic while Valk is platonic).

Au where Ben’s family adopts Albedo Headcanons

This is just a random idea I got. What if Albedo was adopted by the Tennysons as part of his punishment?

Azmuth decided to punish Albedo by turning him into a 10-year old version of Ben AND have him getting adopted into the Tennyson Family.

Because of his hatred towards the Tennysons, Albedo was greatly upset by this but he’s not the only one.

Ben, Gwen and Grandpa Max greatly disagreed since they didn’t trust the Galvan in human skin as well but Azmuth doesn’t care.

Ben and Gwen argued over who’s parents will adopt Albedo. Ben ended up the unlucky loser.

Albedo can’t use the Ultimatrix unless both Azmuth and Ben use the voice command to let him.

Carl and Sandra, Ben’s parents, warmed up to Albedo immediately despite Albedo clearly wanting nothing to do with them.

They both know about what he did but they were willing to give him a chance.

He mostly stays in the room he was given to just invent stuff, try to hack the Ultimatrix or plot his revenge. Or all three.

Ben’s parents would hold family bonding activities to try and get closer to Albedo but he always declines.

As part of his punishment, Albedo is forced to help Ben’s Team on missions or his Ultimatrix would shock him. It’s very painful.

He mostly handles checking on their equipment or hacking. He does occasionally get permission to use his Ultimatrix but he immediately loses access if he tries to turn on the team due to the voice command function.

After several months of isolation from the Tennysons, Sandra finally decided that enough was enough. She slammed Albedo’s door open and FORCED him to participate in family bonding.

Albedo was about to decline again but decided against it when he saw how mad Sandra was.

The bonding activity that night was video games and Albedo got to choose.

He showed slight interest in a game the Tennysons recently bought called World War Z so they played it.

Albedo immediately enjoyed the game within the first three minutes. Most of it may or may not have been because he kept killing Ben via friendly fire.

Afterwards, Sandra let Albedo decide what they should eat. Albedo, being Albedo, said chili fries.

Several bonding activities later, Albedo actually grew fond of Ben’s parents though he would never say it out loud.

Mood during missions are also better since Albedo is more willing to help.

Ben and Gwen are still cautious of Albedo but they are willing to hang out with him.

When hanging out with Ben, they usually go to Mr. Smoothies (“I still think it tastes like feet”), mess around with Plumber tech, play video games or prank people.

When hanging out with Gwen, Albedo would usually help her with assignments. Gwen often takes Albedo to the library to check out books.

Albedo is especially fond of the Harry Potter and Percy Jackson series. Don’t tell anyone though.

All in all, Albedo comes to realize the Tennysons aren’t all that bad. He still wants revenge but at least he’ll feel a little guilty and regretful when he gets it.

Ben: *sees a villain outside*

Ben: *yells* Rex?!

Rex: *yells back* Yeah?

Ben: Where is the Omnitrix!?

Rex: What?

Ben: *looking through drawers* I said where is the Omnitrix!!

Rex: I put it in a cabinet for safe keeping!

Ben: Which cabinet?!

Rex: Why are you asking?!

Ben: I need it!

Rex: Oh no! We’ve been planning this trip to Paris for the last three weeks!

Ben: The public is in danger!

Rex: Our wedding anniversary is in danger!!

Ben: Listen up you smexy a**hole! We are talking about the greater good here!!!

Rex: GREATER GOOD??!? I am your HUSBAND! I am the greatest good you are EVER going to get!!!

DSMP x Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss AU Part 1

Hey there 👋! It's been a while because I have been binging DSMP and Hazbin Hotel content when I suddenly got the idea for this au.

Basically, it's a bunch of dsmp and mcyt characters living in the Hazbin/Helluva series. Keep in mind that I am basing them off the characters, not the actual people, but they will inherit some of their creator's irl traits.

First off, we don't have much information on how the world in this series works yet due to the small amount of episodes we've got so far.

BUT there are some facts introduced and will be applied to this AU:

Hell is divided into 7 Rings, each representing a different Sin and is ruled by a Prince. Lucifer rules the Pride Ring and Hell overall.

Sinner Demons, or demons that were once humans, are confined to the Pride Ring. Reason is currently unknown but it is theorized that Lucifer is petty and wanted to keep all of the former humans to himself, due to them being "God's beloved creations."

Sinner Demons and Low-Ranking Demons like imps are forbidden from accessing the human world, and those that are allowed to go there must wear disguises and ensure the existence of Hell and demons is kept a secret.

Once every year, Heaven sends Executioners down to Hell and perform a routine massacre. This is to keep Hell's overpopulation problem in check.

Hellborn Demons have distinct traits depending on what type of demon they are. This is most present with Imps, as some have tails and wings while others don't.

Hellborn Demons, especially Imps and Hellhounds, are the lowest rankings in the hierarchy of Hell followed by Sinners, Overlords, Ars Goetia Demons, The Seven Princes, and finally at the very top being Lucifer Magne and his wife and daughter.

I'm not going to make this a large post, so I'll be dividing the AU concept into several parts. With this in mind, I'll provide a list of which character is what kind of demon in this AU.

Sinner Demons:

Dream

Skeppy

Philza

Wilbur

Technoblade

Karl

Quackity

Fundy

Eret

Captain Puffy

Punz

Antfrost

Niki Nihachu

Hellborn Demons:

George

Badboyhalo

Sapnap

Tommyinnit

Tubbo

Ranboo

Schlatt

Foolish Gamers

Dropsbyponk

Awesamdude

Redvelvet

5up

Hannahxxrose

TinaKitten

Ben: Well... *sniff* it’s been a great day today...

Ben: *wipes eyes* Can’t wait f-for tomorrow... *starts crying*

Hey guys! I have new drawings of countryhumans that I wanted to post so here they are! Sorry for the weirdness in some of them. I was trying out a filter. 😅

Hope you guys like them though!

Benrex Kids

Diego

The oldest of the kids

Currently 16 years old

Has tanned skin and black hair like Rex but has Ben’s green eyes, nose and body shape

He’s really friendly and social but also pretty straightforward with his emotions and also LOVES to flirt with anyone he finds attractive

He’s interested in being a mechanic as a career in case he retires from Plumber work

Inherited Rex’s powers

His favorite power being able to transform his hands into guns

Strongest subjects are anything math related and engineering

Hates English Writing with a passion

Close to his uncles Albedo and Kevin and aunt Breach

Being the oldest, he faces a lot of expectations and peer pressure

He can usually ignore them. If not, then it takes a few hours for him to calm down from a stress-induced panic attack

Loves his parents but dislikes all of the people trying to be friends with him solely because of his family

Bianca

The middle child

Currently 12 years old

Tanned skin and brown eyes from Rex and brown hair from Ben

Very reckless and is an explorer but surprisingly patient when she wants to be

Has hard time making friends due to how wild she tends to be

Taught by Rook Blonco how to shoot a gun

Found out she has mana/magic when she turned 10 and she was trained by both Gwen and Verdona how to better control it

Has no idea what she wants to do with her life so she tries out every possible option when possible

As a result, she is talented at many things like cooking, dancing, etc.

She adores her uncle Rook and ‘aunt’ Gwen

She’s good at a lot of things but she hates anything Physical Education related

Loves her parents but prefers Ben over Rex

Hates how overbearing her parents can be occasionally

Ken

The youngest child

Only 8 years at the moment

Has Ben’s pale complexion and green eyes but Rex’s hair and facial features

Extremely innocent cinnamon roll that everyone adores

Loves hearing stories about his parents’ epic adventure when they were younger and hoped he’ll be able to follow their footsteps

Has a pet rock monster named Tank he got from Gwen as a birthday gift

Extremely accident-prone. But it’s usually the people trying to help him that get hurt

Ben already built Kenny his own Omnitrix but decided to wait until his 12th birthday

He’s still very young so he doesn’t have many interests but he does enjoy listening to music and doing finger paintings

Is the closest to his parents out of the siblings

Will steal your cookie and smile as he eats it while staring at you

Ben: I want to see my little boy~

Rex: *carrying Albedo* Here he comes~

Ben: I want to see my little boy~:D

Albedo: ...I will murder all of you in your sleep...