Narcissistic Romance

Aight bet-

Can i get Shanks paired with a female reader (romatically) who is also missing an arm and/or has red hair.

Thank you v.v

Not my bestest work but I thought it was funny and warm.

Narcissistic Romance

Shanks x Fem!Reader. Reader has red hair and missing arm. Miku is Miku even if she looks different so skin color or hair texture can be anything else. Small angst(?) but mostly fluff. Drabble + Headcanons

“I get we have the same hair and stump but did you really need to go this far? You even drew the scar on me.” You touch your eye where some friends had drawn Shanks’s signature scar on.

“This fits so well! You might as well be his female form.” You’re all near a bar, one of your friends got the idea to dress you up as Red Haired Shanks after getting drunk. “Strike a pose or somethin-” They’re interrupted when yelling is heard.

“C-CAPTAIN!?” You hear from behind you, turning to see a group of men staring at you.

‘Captain?’ You think to yourself, confused before it clicks. These must be Red Hair Pirates, but how? This is a crazy coincidence that they’re here right as you’re dressed up. Your mind runs at a million miles a second and you clamp a hand over your friend’s mouth before they speak. “Well, I got caught by a devil fruit. Changed my looks a bit but I look good as a woman too, right?” You smirk, going along with it. Unfortunately, your cover is blown almost immediately when a head peeks over your shoulder to look at you.

“Hmm. I do look good as a woman, don’t I?” It’s Red Haired Shanks, another coincidence and you jolt with a yelp. “Freaking out, Miss Red Hair? Not very Emperor-like.” He teases with a grin. Maybe you shouldn’t have tried to go with the joke considering how quickly you got caught, and by the man himself. “What’s my female doppelganger doing here?” He looks at your friends with a wink, this is so embarrassing. “Popular as a woman too?”

That was how the two of you met, a funny cosplay of a funny guy.

You were scared at first you were going to get in trouble for impersonating him, even if it was a joke and you were caught immediately.

Shanks isn’t a sore sport though and he actually found it really funny.

He had stayed at the island and you were good company, proving to be a good fighter as well.

He couldn’t just leave an attractive and strong woman alone, right?

You ended up joining his crew along with a few of your other friends that could fight and wanted to go, the rest you all sending letters to any others often.

The official number of redheads in the Red Hair Pirates is now two.

The two of you two hit it off, cracking similar arm jokes and having fun together, it was perfect.

It really wasn’t long until you both ended up dating, then came new jokes.

“Narcissist.” That’s what people like to tease you both about.

Dating a person that can look like a genderbent version of you with the right clothes and makeup is definitely narcissistic.

Of course, you both take it with pride.

Shanks even likes to show you off, calling himself the luckiest man ever to find the most beautiful woman ever to play into the narcissist joke.

Something on a more personal level is that the two of you can relate to missing an arm, helping each other with phantom pain and insecurities.

After all, when the person you love has the same imperfection as you it’s hard to be insecure about it.

You’re perfect to him and him to you, despite your disabilities.

It’s nice to have someone that understands, that knows how hard it is to deal with losing a limb.

When you’re feeling insecure sometimes Shanks puts his stump on yours, smiling and calling you both “stump buddies” before kissing you.

If the weather is bad and you’re both struggling with pains you can hold each other, finding comfort in the warmth of your lover.

Shanks holds you tight, even if he’s clenching his jaw, always trying to put your pain above his no matter how much you try and tell him he matters too.

It makes you feel insecure, he should have a partner that would be able to help him without struggling themselves, but to him you’re everything.

He’d rather hold you while shaking from pain himself than be comforted by anyone else.

These bad moments with you are more precious to him than the best with anyone else.

Love Makes You Crazy

Ace x Fem!Reader. Watersports smut (piss) but still fluffy. 2011 words.

You and Ace are in love with each other, maybe too much. In fact, your boyfriend shows his love so passionately that the crew was worried you wouldn’t be able to reciprocate. That was proven wrong quickly once Ace had an influence on you, making you more bold to things you thought you would never do; like holding in your pee just because you don’t want to leave him alone in the crow’s nest. You had joined him to help keep watch, and it’s a hassle to get up here, so you’ve decided to hold it so you don’t have to be away from him. Overestimated yourself though, it hasn’t even been an hour and you’re already shifting in place, trying to keep it in until watch duty is over. Unbeknownst to you, Ace has been doing the same thing.

‘I don’t want to leave her here when she’s taken the time to keep watch with me so I could piss. Watch will be over soon anyway, I’ll just hold it in.’ He tells himself as he sits with his back against yours. You’ve been squirming for a while now, though, and it’s starting to worry him. “Are you okay, baby?”

“Oh! Yeah, I’m okay.” You reassure him quickly, putting your hand over your crotch to help you. Despite your efforts, Ace turns his head and sees this over your shoulder, his cheeks flushing slightly.

“Babe are you touching yourself..?” You flinch and panic slightly, the misunderstanding flustering you even if Ace sounds more excited than anything.

“W-What? No, I’m not!” He deflates slightly, disappointed, but stares at the hand pressing against your heat. What else could you be doing? You'll have to come clean to clear the misunderstanding. “Sorry.. I actually have been holding my pee in for a while now. I didn’t want to leave you alone here. Kinda stup-” Ace turns his body to you, his eyes wide.

“Really!?” You slowly nod and his face brightens as he points at himself. “I’ve been doing the same thing!” The both of you ended up loving the other too much to leave, that thought making Ace feel warm inside as he hugs you while peppering kisses on your face. “We’re the same.” One of his hands goes to your waist to squeeze it when you stop him.

“Wait, you’re gonna make it worse.”

“Sorry.” He says that, but when he’s pulling his hand away he stops to let his eyes trail to the hand on your crotch, staring at how it presses down on it the same way he likes to. The way you’re squirming too, struggling to hold it in with a nervous face… it’s kind of turning him on. That thought goes straight to his lower half and he ends up suggesting something. “Maybe.. we could just do it here.”

…

“Huh???” You try to process what he’s saying but he grabs your hand to turn you to him with a serious but excited look on his face.

“Everyone’s asleep anyway and we’re high up enough that no one would be able to see even if they did come out” Ace tells you, leaning forward to kiss you while a hand goes down your torso and over the hand on your cunt. “C’mon (Y/n).” He pushes your fingers to press harder on your clit to send a shockwave of pleasure through your body. Parting from your lips, he looks up at you with puppy eyes. “Pleaaassee?” You look down at him as he continues to move your own fingers to stimulate yourself.

“A-Ah~ Okay, okay, just stop already I don’t want to get my bottoms dirty…!” Once again, you end up agreeing to another Ace suggestion; but the way he beams up at you makes it worth it. His hands go to your thighs instead.

“I’ll take care of you, okay? You won’t regret it.” They massage your flesh as he smooches you, pulling off your bottoms and the rest of your clothes while he’s at it. There’s no way he’d lose a chance to see you naked, you won’t get cold with him on you anyway. Once you’re only in your panties he teases you a little more, rubbing at your clit a bit until you squirm, then finally taking his hand off to slip that last piece of cloth off. “Damn, so pretty for me, baby~” He puts his mouth over one of your nipples and starts to flick it with his tongue, his fingers going back to your clit to rub it in circles. Pleasure is pooling in your stomach and you end up letting out a bit on his fingertips. Ace pulls them back to lick it up while looking at you. “Sexy,” He goes back to slip a digit inside you and you moan, arching your back slightly. “but I want more.” Your bladder is so full and the effort of keeping it in makes press against the inside of your sweet spots.

“A-Ace.” You can’t hold it in any longer, not when it feels too good.

“Let it out for me, pretty girl, wet my hand till it’s dripping.” He presses his palm against your nub while pushing down on your stomach with the other. Your back arches as you let piss stream from inside you, Ace relishing the sight of your embarrassed face till it’s all out. “Fuck…” The tent in his shorts is killing him seeing you let go. He pulls them down along with his boxers, using your juices to stroke his cock. You watch in awe, unable to look away. Come to think of it, he also had to pee, didn't he?

“Ace…” You whisper and he looks at you, eyes widening when he sees you spreading your legs and folds. “You can put it inside me..” He stares at you, his pupils dilating even more.

“A-Are you sure?” He asks and you nod, making him stroke his cock faster. “Fuck.” He loves you so much, and seeing his beautiful girlfriend trust him so much is only making him more crazy for you. “Gonna make you full with me.” Your boyfriend mumbles while you wrap your legs around his waist, feeling him ease his way into you until his hips are flush with yours. Both of you throw your head back in pleasure and he starts to thrust, slow, deep strokes that move you with each meet of skin against skin. “Feels good, Gods you feel so good.” He angles himself to hit your g-spot, then quickens his hips. Obsessed with how you look he leans over you to make sure he sees every change in your expression, every part of lips when you. “C-Can’t..” He mumbles when you feel warmth fill you, more than when he cums inside.

“A-ah…” You’re embarrassed by how much this is turning you on, getting pissed inside while Ace looks into your eyes so lovingly. He doesn’t stop, still thrusting as the liquid moves inside of you, seeping out with each stroke and hit of that squishy spot that makes your toes curl. You’re getting close, coil in your stomach tightening before Ace presses his thumb on your clit, warm as it moves in circles.

“That’s it pretty girl,” He coos softly to you. “cum with my piss inside you.” The coil in your stomach snaps and shockwaves pulse through you as you cry out, Ace moving his hips faster. He’s desperate, needing to fill you with his seed while your pussy is clenching around him. “F-Fuck~!” He bottoms out and you feel him twitch inside, shooting cum into you to mix with his urine. You both take time to come down from your highs, your boyfriend leaning down to hold you, keeping you warm from the cold night air. Once you’re both calmer he pulls out of you and your hole drips out both his and your juices. He’s staring at the sight and you like it’s the most perfect sight in the world, leaning down to kiss you as you wrap your arms around him. Your lips lock together in a soft and happy kiss. Both of you stay like that for a while, kissing while he runs his hands along your body to soothe any soreness until you both finally part. He’s looking down at you, flushing when his eyes trail downwards to the product of your guys’ love again. Warmth and pride bubbles in his chest and he’s almost about to kiss you more when you stop him.

“How.. are we gonna clean this up…?” You point out and he freezes.

“Umm… uh..” Your boyfriend stutters.

“You didn’t think about that?”

“S-Sorry.” His apology makes you sigh but he gets a determined look. “You don’t have to do anything, (Y/n), I’ll take care of you. I’ll just figure something out!” He puts his shorts back on and stands up, hesitating when he realizes he’ll have to leave you to go get something to clean up with.

“It’s okay, I’ll wait here.” You reassure him and he looks guilty but nods.

“I’ll be back quick! Promise!” He hops quickly from the crow’s nest and runs off to get things to clean you with. You sit up, it feels sticky and a little gross, but you’re satisfied. You definitely won’t be doing this again anywhere that isn’t convenient though. A few minutes pass and Ace comes back with towels and some spray, panting because he ran to get back to you as fast as possible. “I.. I got.. wipes…” He says in between pants and you giggle from your lover’s determination to take care of you. It makes him smile back at you before he gets to cleaning you up. It’s a mess… he ends up having to leave again and come back with more things, trying to clean everything so no one can tell. Thankfully the wood here is coated so it shouldn’t seep into it. You both tried your best, cuddle time. Since watch is over Ace dresses you back up and brings you back to his room where he can clean you up properly.

“Feels nice~” You sigh in relief from the warm bath you’re both in. When you look at your boyfriend you notice he looks guilty. “Is something wrong?”

“Was.. was I too rough?” So he’s worried about you.

“If you were too rough for me I would’ve said so.” You kiss his cheek. “I know you wouldn’t hurt me.” His eyes shine and he pulls you close so you both can smooth again, him making sure that you’re completely relaxed and clean before bringing you out. He’s drying you off, admiring your body.

“You’re pretty.”

“I know, you tell me that everyday. What if I start getting narcissistic?” You tease him a bit and he kisses your cheek.

“If you’re narcissistic then we’ll just have another thing in common. How much we both love you.” Very sweet, you both hug and he picks you up to carry you to the bed. You don’t need to get fully dressed again, just enough to get comfortable and you’re both cuddling under the sheets. His body is warm as it holds you. “Goodnn..zzz” He fell asleep mid-word.

“Goodnight~” Despite him being asleep, you say it back, closing your eyes afterwards and letting his warmth lull you to sleep.

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Ace is talking with Izou, chatting about whatever when the older man mentions something. “When I went on watch it smelled a bit off, were you drinking up there?” Your boyfriend flinches and immediately starts to panic. He must’ve not cleaned well enough.

“Uhh.. uhmmm…” He doesn’t know what to say but the division commander sighs.

“Don’t do it again, you shouldn’t drink while on watch. I’ll forgive it this time because you’re young,” His gaze sharpens. “but if I catch it again I’m not going to hesitate on punishing you.” Ace mentally sighs in relief as Izou buys his own story.

“Yeah.. I won’t do it again, sorry.” Ace apologizes, even if it’s for something else.

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Grahhh I did it! Sorry I took so long omg so embarassing but i did my best.