Kings "son" = A Prince!

Wyll just all smiley and Astarion is full on weeping but claiming “I’m not crying!! I have mascara in my eye is all!!”

Ulder Ravengard's opinion of Wyllstarion would be. Okay, he's not okay with it. Astarion is clearly adept at manipulating people and Ulder is worried that that's what he's doing to Wyll. And Astarion's a fop and the Ravengards do not have time for fops.

But Wyll clearly loves this man and can Ulder say anything? Does he have the right? He hasn't been present in Wyll's life for years. Is he being too overprotective by worrying like this? Is he not being protective enough by not trying to break off the relationship?

And he stresses right up to the actual wedding day because he's not sure if he's about to watch his son marry the wrong person. Only to witness Astarion proceed to cry through the entirety of the vows.

TWST Stranded Alien AU

Okay this may be a bit convoluted, but I’ve had this idea living rent free in my head for a while now and I had to write it down.

So, we know how Twisted Wonderland is a different dimension/ planet from the one Yuu is from, right? I’ve always thought how convenient it was that Yuu is the same as the humans of twst (minus the magic part), spoke the same language, eats the same foods, etc. But what if that wasn’t the case?

What if instead of Twisted Wonderland being just a magical version of Earth, it was well and truly a different planet. Here’s a bit of a brain dump of things that I think would be different:

-Twst humans aren’t biologically the same as Earth humans.

Sure, they look similar, but there are some glaring differences. I like to think that Yuu would give the twst humans sort of an “uncanny valley” feeling, and vice versa. Like maybe the twst humans’ skin is weirdly texturless/ too smooth, or Yuu’s facial expressions are really exaggerated in comparison. I want Yuu to really feel like an alien in comparison. It might also be neat if only humans could easily tell the difference, so Faye and Merpeople and the like may not be able to tell at first.

I also imagine this would extend to things like Yuu having a blood type no one else in twst has (heck, maybe blood types don’t even exist there). Maybe they’re allergic to certain common foods or able to digest things that are poisonous to most twst humans. I could write about this part for days, but I’ll leave it here for now.

-Different Language and Culture

If you were to suddenly find yourself on an entirely different planet, what are the odds that you would speak the same language as the people living there? Pretty much 0, in my opinion. I think an untranslatable language barrier could be a really fun obstacle to play around with, and would add an extra layer of difficulty and frustration to the whole situation. 

I’ve also read a lot of fics where Yuu/ reader tries to navigate cultural differences between them and the non-humans of twst, but what if that were extended to the whole cast? I imagine that because of magic, the evolution of life on Twisted Wonderland happened in an entirely different way than it did on Earth, which would lead to a unique culture for its civilizations.

-The Geography/ Planet Itself is Different

Not sure why, but I’ve always had the headcannon that Twisted Wonderland is significantly smaller than Earth. I know we haven’t seen much of the world map yet, but I imagine what we do have is about ½ to ⅓ the size of the whole planet (Forgive me if I’m wrong, I haven’t finished reading the last chapter or hardly any of the vignettes yet). With that being said, gravity would be much lighter than that of Earth’s which could lead to some funky consequences. 

I also think that the weather would be different, and in my opinion, less extreme. I remember in the masquerade event, when Malleus caused an earthquake after finding out Rollo duped him, the cast was pretty shocked (yes, at the fact Malleus caused it, but it also seemed like they were surprised by an earthquake in general), even though it was quite a light one with little to no real damage done. Natural disasters aren’t really that uncommon in our world, and are often bad enough to take tens to hundreds of lives and cause millions in damages. I mean hell, we even have “tornado/ hurricane season” it's so common. 

-Morality and the Concept of Good vs Evil

Ok this kind of ties in with the culture thing, but I felt it deserved its own category. I think that the difference in how civilization came to be would vastly alter what people think is and isn’t ok. We know that physical/ magical strength is a huge factor in determining class/ hierarchy in twst society, so there might be more of a “survival of the fittest” mentality going on. It’s also interesting to think how having multiple sapient species, as opposed to Earth’s one, would affect things.

These are just some thoughts I’ve had for a while. I love world building so much, I’d be absolutely delighted to write more about this if anyones interested. Also, if you have anything to expand on this, please tell me! I’d love to bounce ideas off one another :D 

Anyways, hope y’all have a great day!

Kris Dreemurr Drama Compilation

I like to think that Miguel just saw Peni going through the most traumatic shit a teenager can deal with(not good) and was like, yeah now it's time to bring her in, I want that traumatized girl on my team Peter B being like, Oh gosh it's been so long since I saw that little tech girl, and then see her like that This is basically a scene from the PSX game of Lain, but I thought it was cool

bg3 x tf2 would be pure chaos and i think that would be brilliant

Soldier cant spell

Doing my duty by transing my babygirl.

He’s just an angel I know. (aziraphale's version || insp.)

my current dark urge is a half-elf bard named fern and they’re just,,

romancing wyll

spent majority of act 1 shoving astarion whenever he said something witty then kills anyone else who does it

freaking out whenever shadowheart or wyll gets downed

usually gives the pretty items to shadowheart or wyll

looks vaguely amused by everything

constantly bloody

continuously says “first in my heart” whenever talking to wyll or gale

minsc and boo are their new best friends (sorry gale)

is currently hoarding clown parts

despite having viscous mockery, barely uses it and always gets cursed by it

i think they’d be an anxious squirrel if they were an animal

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