“oh fuck. oh fucking- [now yelling] FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK NO”
“EAT THE FUCKING FISH CRAIG goddamnit”
“when have i ever failed? at anything? other than those 5 times?”
“i only burned her hair off. if only the fire reached her brain”
“you expect me to be nice, not sure why. i’m a bitch and fucking proud of it now i’ve given up being nice”
“every time your mouth opens my soul starts to ache”
“would you hurry up? you’re slower than michael taking a shit”
“i just know this piece of plastic will love me better than any real girl out there. Fuck you Clara i’m going out with red-head Barbie now” (this was in the Barbie section of Target at 9pm)
“i am LOUD. I will be loud, louder than Godzilla farting if that’s what it takes to get you to understand”
“I may be small but i can be frightening if the situation requires me to be”
“Dipshit grandpa”
why do so many fics portray octavius as being super uptight and serious like have you seen him in canon this man is an agent of chaos and a complete enabler and enjoyer of jed’s unhinged behaviour
AU where Miguel gets hung up on the nonlethal Canon Events instead.
"Miles you need to kiss someone while hanging upside down. I don't know why this is important but it is."
"Also have you ever shoved a ton of rubble off yourself? That's important too."
"If you ever come across an alien trying to turn itself into a costume, you have to put it on and then take it off later. You'll figure out why."
after all these years tf2 is announcing a new 10th class and it's sans undertale
No one asked but my most important flashfire hc is that pyro is very funny and silly and scout is ride or die for all their bits, if nobody got pyro, scout's got pyro. Scout will absolutely egg them on and they are each other's silly besties
random post about some of my version of the BLU mercs!!
I haven’t drawn all of them yet so while I find motivation to do that, take these!!!
PART 1
LMAOOOO
Klaus: You think the wind is ever saying anything we dont know how to hear anymore
Five:
Five: I just want you to stop saying odd shit
i love freedom fries having a serious dynamic of slow burn and building a relationship, but i also really adore them having the dynamic of Jessica Rabbit and Roger Rabbit because they are so so silly and i love both duos