Me: Listen, We Don't Believe In Wicca Stuff

Me: Listen, we don't believe in Wicca stuff

My brain: Yup

Me: We aren't spiritual in any way, and don't believe in superstition

My brain: Correct

Me: And we only bought that book on magic for reference when writing

My brain: That was our intention

Me: ...so why do we want to try Wicca magic?

My brain: Just shut up and build the altar

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1 year ago

Kellen spent the the first half of his life having complete faith in Jan'tep propaganda whilst living a privileged lifestyle.

Kellen spent the second half of his life on the run, juggling his survival with the expectations of those around him.

Kellen is usually surrounded by people who are functioning adults that know who they are, what they want (unlike Kellen who doesn't), and often demand something of him, regardless of which half of his life you are talking about.

People constantly criticise Kellen's immaturity.

What the fuck.


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4 months ago

Anyone else just realise that Miguel's suit is a projection because he's trying to project his ideas about how things like the Canon and Spider-people are meant to be?


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1 year ago

This series is canon, as far as I'm concerned

This Series Is Canon, As Far As I'm Concerned
Something I Decided To Cook Up To Celebrate The Completion Of The AHS 1 Edit (YES THE FIRST BOOK HAS

Something I decided to cook up to celebrate the completion of the AHS 1 edit (YES THE FIRST BOOK HAS BEEN OVERHAULED AND IT'S SO MUCH BETTER NOW GO REREAD IF YOU LIKED IT PLEASE!! I PROMISE IT'S WORTH IT!)

Ripred & Henry are one of my favorite dynamics to write in AHS 3 and I adore how far they've come and where they started.

That and Henry in general. This is your AHS 1 vs AHS 3 Henry comparison as well (yes, ALL the text here are actual quotes from the books.)

Honestly, Ripred should start to consider paying rent with how much he and his words of harsh but wise truth live in Henry's head 🀣


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1 month ago

The UK supreme court has ruled that Β "the terms woman and sex in the Equality Act 2010 refer to a biological woman and biological sex" and that a person with a Gender Recognition Certificate in the female gender β€œdoes not come within the definition of a β€˜woman’ under the Equality Act”.

UK Supreme Court rules legal definition of a woman is based on biological sex
BBC News
Judges say the "concept of sex is binary" while adding that transgender people will still have protection against discrimination.

my leaders are fucking spineless. is this because of trump? fucking hell.


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4 months ago
The Shape Of Ideas
The Shape Of Ideas

The Shape of Ideas


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11 months ago
unorthodoxiguana - Shit-rant time

Do I dare?

Do I dare commission the first 18+ TUC Art?

I got a widdle infwux of money, I could πŸ‘‰πŸΎπŸ‘ˆπŸΎ.

Maybe a little Hamareth? It's only 95 πŸ‘‰πŸΎπŸ‘ˆπŸΎ πŸ‘€

Like I could actually do it πŸ‘€.


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1 year ago

I swear to god, if I wasn't a procrastinator, and also fixed all my mental problems, y'all would be drowning in cringe-ass fics I've been daydreaming about since I was like 11.5

I'm not running out of HCs or silly scenarios, Just the energy it takes to blog them.

I love you all and I love this fandom I swear, I still think about it 24/7 I'm not going anywhere.

1 year ago

noted

Body language cues for a few emotions

Happiness:

Smiling genuinely, with crinkles around the eyes.

Open body posture, with relaxed arms and shoulders.

Leaning forward slightly towards the person or object of interest.

Making eye contact with a warm and engaged expression.

Anger:

Tightened jaw and clenched fists.

Furrowed brows and narrowed eyes.

Standing or sitting with a rigid and tense posture.

Pointing fingers or aggressive gestures.

Raised voice or speaking through gritted teeth.

Sadness:

Downcast eyes and a drooping posture.

Slumped shoulders and shallow breathing.

Avoiding eye contact and withdrawing from social interaction.

Sighing or a subdued tone of voice.

Tearfulness, with watery or red eyes.

Fear:

Widened eyes with dilated pupils.

Raised eyebrows and a tense facial expression.

Frozen or rigid body posture.

Backing away or seeking physical distance from the perceived threat.

Trembling or shaking, especially in the hands or legs.

Surprise:

Raised eyebrows and widened eyes.

Mouth slightly agape or forming an "O" shape.

Leaning forward or recoiling backward in response to the surprise.

Quick inhalation or gasp of breath.

Rapid blinking or blinking more than usual.

Disgust:

Curling the upper lip or wrinkling the nose.

Narrowing the eyes and raising the upper eyelids.

Turning the head away or physically distancing oneself from the source of disgust.

Covering the mouth or nose with the hand or a tissue.

Expressing verbal disgust through phrases like "ew" or "yuck."

These are just some examples, and individuals may display variations in their body language based on their personality, cultural background, and the specific context of the situation.

1 year ago

Someone translate their Url's. Please

underland tumblr

πŸ¦‡ flying-high follow

unpopular opinion but i dont agree with nerissa's interpretation of the current prophecy πŸ‘€

🦎 turnandturnagain follow

wtf is wrong with you... nerissa is the only person who has sane interpretations of the prophecies nowadays

πŸ€ gnawgnawnibblegnaw follow

LOL nerissa and sane in the same sentence? that chick is a basketcase

πŸ‘‘ queen-luxa follow

shut the fuck up dickwad

πŸ€ gnawgnawnibblegnaw follow

oopsies sorry your highness

πŸ₯ͺ sandwichlover follow

dont apologize to her lmfao she doesn't even believe in the propecies anymoreπŸ™„

βš”οΈ smashed-swordsss follow

as she should???? stop licking sandwich's boots he's been dead for 400 slutty years

πŸ₯ͺ sandwichlover follow

HELLO. he literally founded the city we live in?????? how dense can u be ffs

πŸͺ³ temp follow

colonizer, he was, colonizer

🩸 ripping-red follow

u tell em temp

πŸ¦‡ flying-high follow

y'all how did we get here lmfao i was just stating an opinion 😭

🐁 bane-apologist follow

bitch this is tumblr dot com having an opinion is like an act of treason punishable by banishment to the deadlands

πŸ¦‡ flying-high follow

Hi What The Fuck Does Your Url Say.

🦎 turnandturnagain follow

maybe ur opinions just suck op

πŸ¦‡ flying-high follow

Okay No But Seriously Can We Talk About That Person's Url

πŸ’¦ river-runrun follow

yeah tbh the queen's new bond is a dilf

πŸ’¦ river-runrun follow

WEONG POST WRONG POST WRONG POST QEOGNGPOST

🩸 ripping-red follow

im killing myself

🩷 as-i-save-my-life follow

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1 year ago

according to the rat himself? no

RATSCALING: Could Ripred beat prime Bane in a fight?

RATSCALING: Could Ripred Beat Prime Bane In A Fight?
RATSCALING: Could Ripred Beat Prime Bane In A Fight?

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