Seeing As It Is Asexual Week Here Is A Friendly Reminder To All My Aphobes Out There That Yelena Is In

The only Owen post I'm looking foward to see on my dash is a parallel of him asking if he's going to make it to his sons wedding in 1x01 and him actually being at TKs and Carlos's wedding

Not to distract from the seriousnes of the scene, but TK and Carlos sitting in front of their bed makes it look like the bed is way too small for two grown men.

Unless they sleep, like, literally on top of each other

I have so many thoughts

Did it just clamp its hatch around Ink5ouls fingers really hard? Or something like that?

Because the other option would be...

Does it have teeth? A mouth?? Is it alive?

Like, we know the tape recorders are kinda sentient, but are the ALIVE?

IT BITES!!!!!

Holy Fuck

It can bite!!!!

Hobbies include annoying americans by only refering to George Washington as americas first male president

Simon, from the bottom of his heart: f*ck the monarchy

Wilhelm, already down on one knee: please do

Everyday I block the spam bots like an old grumpy man chasing kids off his lawn

Yesterday, I send my mom a link to something I thought about applying for and asked for some advice and she left me on read.

Today, I texted her that the stores in my city are open for shopping again and she texts back immediately to ask when she can come visit me to go shopping.

Glaf to know where your priorities lie, mom

European countries: Thank you Germany for providing us with financial aid and basically paying for everything the EU does. How could we ever repay you?

Germany: You could give us some points at Eurovision

European countries: Absolutely not

I never had as much fun watching a marvel project as during the dancing scene at aamir and tyeshas wedding.