HAND TATTOO OUCHIE OUCH.

gay + ass = gas

i hate cleaning up after other people’s incompetence

hysterectomy feels like it would clear up a lot of space for storage. if i get them to yank that sucker out can i put a beer fridge or maybe a ps2 in there

😟😟

your mom??

My dad.

girls.

These two will be the death of me

detroit become human endings bro.

i’m a completionist and this game is going to destroy me it’s going to take me FOREVER to 100%.

also i fucked up and connor died. oops.

the person i married is the same person i met when i was 5 years old in kindergarten.

btw dating sucks as a concept.

i love the size of birds

ballin’ and bawlin’