Having Someone Play The Guitar At You Is Ok If She's Beautiful And My Wife And I Get To Stare At Her

Hey baby are we magnets with high voltage cause uhh frerard licking eachother hd 2014

this physics assignment me and @chavezhaha are doing is due today pray for us

How on earth are you alive w thoughts like this at 11 pm good lord😭

I feel a deep need to clean. I must vacuum all the books. I must organize my table and all my shelves. Must get rid of all the dust and air out the whole room. Alas I cannot for school is busy like a beehive.

No it's definitely Illi Mcmillin's fault

“(person) ruined my marriage”

WRONG. I pushed my abusive husband down the stairs and ran away with my best friend and we totally don’t kiss or whatever

Dw you can practice calculating the volume of spheres on me..

my sister and mom are watching some zombie apocolypse movie without me and im studying for a stupid geometry test

Dogs are so incredibly based like woof woof dude I get you 100%

I THOUGHT I WAS THE EMO BOYFRIEND NUH UH

The Snapcube fandub jumps around in my head like a bouncy ball

are you one of the three weed smoking girlfriends

no im an incomplete fusion of them. im what happens when two of them fuse and the third one isnt there to complete it

What does art add to life

what does this add to my math book

You know the relationship fire when Tumblr is your main form of communication