Walzs Removes His Suit To Reveal His Outfit Underneath It's Order Sol

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why didn't you prevent this?

nobody got hurt so im allowed to giggle about this extremely looney tunes looking accident on a part of 64 i used to drive down at least once a week

oh noooo i slipped on a banana and this url fell out oh nooooooooooo

Listen, I’m only 6 episodes into the podcast, but you can’t tell me this isn’t just Welcome to Night Vale

Would Chisato count as a boss fight for the cupids?

My brother and I both got stitches in third grade on the elementary school playground, and they turned into very humorous stories CW: Blood/injury, but not much Mine was a year before his, and I fell in gravel jumping for a tennis ball and bumping into a friend who also jumped, causing me to fall backward, cutting my arm a bit. I didn't notice until my hand was a little wet, but it all turned out fine, the ER doctor even complimented the school nurse on how she butterfly'd the wound shut. I played lacrosse at the time, and one of the kids asked my dad why I wasn't playing, and what happened to my arm, to which my dad responded by saying I WAS IN A KNIFE FIGHT??? The kid kinda narrowed his eyes and said "yeah I think I would have heard about that" which I and my dad find extremely funny My brother's was a little more storied directly. According to my mom, he and a friend were sledding on a hill by a rock wall at the back of our elementary school. The friend calls out to my mom and says "I think Preston (my brother) got hurt!" She shrugs it off bc how bad could it be right? She gets over to him and says "alright, lemme see..." and Preston looks up from the sled with his face covered in blood from a cut on his head. initially, my mom is obviously very startled before he goes "I'M DYYYYING!!! ALL THE BLOOD IS GUSHING OUT OF MY FACE!!!!" and then she almost loses it stopping herself from laughing, going "come on, we'll get you to the hospital, you'll be fine" "HOW DO YOU KNOW?? YOU'RE NOT A DOCTOR!!!" and THEN was hesitant to get into the car because he didn't want to get blood all over the seats (there wasn't THAT much blood) Anyways, those are some enduring family tales about me and my brother

it's so weird to me that everyone on this website is a human person outside of their weird internet niche so rb this with a random bit of your lore

That's just how it is in this part of the country. Away from everything, you would doubt there would be enough business for a shop like this to stay afloat. But that's what everyone gets wrong about the countryside. It's not just the people that you'll have to cater to. You are still preparing pastries for the shelves and cases as night falls. To most, this would seem a strange time to be restocking the shelves. Normally, you would want to ensure the bread and frosting wouldn't stale overnight. You don't think that'll be a problem, though. You know your customers. Oh boy, do you ever know your customers. The grandfather clock in the corner sandwiched between racks of sourdough and ciabatta begins to sound, a dull, mellow tone indicating the end of the previous day. However, for you, it means the beginning of your second shift. As the last tone sounds, a bell's chime suddenly replaces it as someone flies inside. Fly is the right word there, both due to how they appeared to treat the final dong as the pistol of a race, but also because they were literally wheeling through the air, a small pair of wings similar to a dragonfly keeping them alight. They were always the first to come in. You could never pronounce their name, so you always called the small being "Seth", which sounded a little like their name, and they appreciated the nickname. You couldn't call your customers "you" or call them by their species! That would be rude! At least, you thought so. You never really asked. You should ask sometime. But not now. Right now, you have a customer.

You run a Bakery, just a normal bakery, the only problem is that your customers at midnight to 6AM are mythical creatures who pay with gemstones and ancient gold and silver coins

Lorelai if she didn’t chicken out in chapter 9

TRANS WOMEN: HERE'S SOME SHIT YOUR DOCTOR WONT TELL YOU ABOUT HRT

1. Progesterone: not for everyone, but for many people it may increase sex drive and WILL make your boobs bigger. Also effects mood in ways that many find positive (but some find negative). Most doctors won’t prescribe this to you unless you ask. Most trans girls I know swear by it.

2. Injectible estrogen: is more effective than pill or patch form. Get on it if you can bear needles bc you will see more effects more quickly.

3. Estradiol Cypionate: There is currently a shortage of injectible estradiol valerate. There is no shortage of estradiol cypionate. Functionally they do the same shit.

4. Bicalutamide: This is an anti-androgen that has almost none of the side-effects of spironolactone or finasteride. The girls I know who are on it are evangelical about it.