Some People Can’t Handle Different Skin Colors. I Don’t Think Furs Will Help.

a message from squirrel

just had to take a fucking second and close my eyes because i remembered that on the night of november 5th tumblr had convinced me, an outsider, that this was an actual gif of Castiel Supernatural being sent to mega fruit hell

It is in fact impossible to lie on the Internet. If you ever see a post which seems to be obviously false, that post is transdimensional leakage from a parallel universe where whatever it says is true.

What about people that join the military to go to college? Are they not allowed to go to hot topic?

WHY DOES HOT TOPIC HAVE A MILITARY DISCOUNT. who returns home after killing people in afghanistan and is like phew now i can get 20% off on my todoroki merch 😌

Happy aniversary you dumb fucks @staff

Scout: I always keep a bat by my bed.

Spy: I sleep with a gun under my pillow.

Sniper: I sleep with a knife.

Medic: Ho ho ho, the three of you are pathetic.

Scout: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?

Medic: Heavy.

Disney: Dana, we’re cutting your show short because of the LBTQRS stuff finish it up in the second season. Thanks.

Dana: Okay, so. Lilith confirmed a full transformation like Eda, but she’s like, way bigger. And their mom was anti-vax, and confirm they have a dad. Make Lilith leave immediately after finally bonding with everyone. Reveal there has been another human in the Boiling Isles before and call them ‘he’ to really rile up the Human!Belos theorizers. Also confirm Creepy Luz is posing as current Luz in the human world with her mom, who is none the wiser.  The poor guy who has to write this all into the script: And you want this stretched out between the season, right? Dana: Lmao nah, put it all in the fourth episode. With 90% of it at the very end. It’s gonna be great I promise.

How dare you ruin earthworms! They are much better with fur.

earthworms with feathers