I Love When A Meme Gets So Many Steps Away From Its Source Material That It Would Be Completely Incomprehensible

So the linguistics professor for whomst I did a presentation on “blorbo” last year won’t shut up about my presentation on “blorbo” and literally tells everyone about my presentation on “blorbo” and whomst is also a department leader is apparently going to push real hard for my acceptance into the phd program and I swear to god if I become a Doctor of English because of tumblr I am going to die and take all of you with me.

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happy earth day!

I FELT THIS SHARP PAIN AND LOOKED DOWN AND

THERES A FLOWER GROWING IN MY HAND?????

Beware the Ides of March [x]

You can only reblog this today.

Sick Sad World

Ok, this house is weird. Firstly, I was wondering what was up w/the garage door.

Turns out it's a mirror. Built in 1955 in Palm Springs, CA, it's been remodeled and you must see the choices. 3bds, 3ba, 2,319 sq ft, $1,499,999.

Check out the floor, like a mass murder scene.

Conversation pit decorated with a sofa and tables. Was this once a hot tub?

The stains continue throughout the kitchen.

Two lone side chairs in a corner.

Gray cement walls in the kitchen.

Snacks for the buyers?

Looking out toward the pool from the pit.

Cement dining table. I think it's built-in. It also appears to have a convenient electrical outlet.

It's such a huge space to fill. The sun is casting shadows, but it looks like there are steps here.

The glass wall opens to the pool.

There's a shower room here, but it's open. At least the shower & toilet are behind a wall.

The bedrooms and baths have floors that look watercolor stained. Interesting how they put the bed partly under the arch.

The bed from behind. Is that a fridge?

The ensuite is big, but so sparse and spread out. I would've expected a sink under the neon mirror. This is so ugly.

The secondary bedroom is plain and has floating nightstands installed.

The primary bedroom has folding doors to the patio.

Out by the pool, it looks like they repainted the statues pink and black, themselves. The lamp is broken.

Matching statues.

Nice fruit tree.

Fancy ceiling lights in the garage.

.28 acre lot.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2275-E-Belding-Dr-Palm-Springs-CA-92262/18019319_zpid/