“Omg, I love these! They go up to size 6X AND they have pockets?! Wow!! But do you have anything longer?”
Sure do, no problem!!
“YES these are great!!! But what about.. longer?”
I gotcha!! Comin’ right up!
“Perfect! But I have just one more question… what if I’m feeling spicy? How about skirts that are even shorter than the first ones?!”
Oh, you’re in luck! We’ve got minis now.
*wild cheering* /scene
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i love six o clock because the clock looks so stupid. "|" like get real
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can you believe DC has graced us with wonder woman, the Bulletproof Bisexual™,
we’reくコ:彡 entering squid territory
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Album Covers Cleverly Matched With the Original Locations Where They Were Photographed
my neighbors, who chainsmoke and drink enough cheap beer to the point where even their (very young) children reek like vegas, have recently started complaining about my garden (which is on my property) because my plants *smell*. they're mostly flowers.
i do think we need to start treating spraying harmless "weeds" in your lawn as utterly absurd princess and the pea level of obsession with needing the world to revolve around your every whim, like.
Okay a flower grew out of the ground outside and you can't cope with it. Do you need to sleep on thirty feather beds as well
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crazy to me that I've been on tumblr long enough to see the vast majority of posts i see on a daily basis evolve from superwholock and fandom shit to this
02 👟 raised on [tumblr]. 🐾 2024 boopening survivor 🦀🐎 crabhorse. because crabhorse.
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