When Life Gives You Lemons...

Robber: GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY OR YOU DIE!

Person A: bold of you to assume I have money.

Person B: Bold of you to assume I want to live.

Person C: Bold of you to assume I will actually do that.

I’m off to war

(Drawing armor)

Bring purple flowers for my funeral. <3

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Chapters: 4/10 Fandom: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Dark Link (Linked Universe) & Everyone Characters: Time (Linked Universe), Four (Linked Universe), Legend (Linked Universe), Wild (Linked Universe), Twilight (Linked Universe), Warriors (Linked Universe), Dark Link (Linked Universe), Sky (Linked Universe), Malon (Legend of Zelda), Wind (Linked Universe) Additional Tags: Manipulation, Emotional Manipulation, Mind Manipulation, Betrayal, Everyone Needs A Hug, Four (Linked Universe)-centric, Dark link (linked universe)-centric Summary:

Dark Link (Dink as those pesky heroes called him) was finally ready. His great plan was finally in action. And it will never stop. He had all the time he could possibly need.

OR 8 times a hero betrayed the chain and 1 time the hero betrayed Dink. | | | | STRANGE UPDATE SCHEDULE

When life gives you lemons...

The Fsa/Fs version:

Green: Take them and make lemonade!!

Red: Make lemon cake!

Blue: Shoot the juice into the eyes of your enemies to blind them.

(Or alt;

Blue: You have f#cking lemons, man! What the hell is wrong with all of you?! )

Vio: Eat them. *Starts eating the lemons whole, like an apple*

Erune: Don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back!

Ganon: Throw them like rocks!

Zelda: make lemon tea!

Shadow: Make grape juice, then sit back and watch as the world wonders how you did it

Vaati: use those lemons to make sacrifices as the world watches in fear.

Tingle: Sell those lemons!

Cop: You’re recieving a ticket for having three people on a bike.

Blue: Shit.

Green: Wait three??

Cop: Yeah??

Red: Oh Hylia- VIO FELL OFF!!!!

And thus, Triforce heroes was born.

Ooo tag!

Egg: scrambled with cheese and ham

Steak: Medium (sometimes medium rare)

Milk: I usually drink 2%, but I really enjoy whole milk.

Alcohol: No thank you! <3

Warm drink: Hot chocolate with marshmellows, whipped cream and sprinkles if I feel like it

No pressure friendos to join!! @marenwithanm @zetrif @tinydragontoonz @snakeshreds

So I have a question.

How tired can we make time?

I wanna know, seriously.

Here’s my tired time submission. I just kinda wanna see where this goes.

Meet Olly the stalhorse

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"Guys, this is Olly"

"Wild, that is a stalhorse. Get away from that thing!"

"But he's a friend, say hello to him. And hurry up, it's half past 3"

Time facepalmed, his one good eye staring at where Hyrule was gently patting Olly gently, a confused expression on his face.

Legend to was groaning in a face palm. "Aren't those things monsters or something? The stable person said that it could eat the other horses when you tried to keep the last one."

"What do you mean? Why do we need to hurry?" Four asked simultaneously, looking into Olly's glowing eyes. "Also Wild had gotten more of these? When? And why have I never seen them before now??" Four's eyes widened and glimmered violet in the moonlight.

Wind was petting Olly, clearly not caring about danger. Sky and Twilight, however, stayed back.

"Well, you see..." Wild started before Olly collapsed in on himself.

Wind and Four instinctively jerked away, Time noticed Four's hand instantly go to his sword handle. Warriors watched quietly, not reacting much but a small stiffen of his muscles. Legend watched disinterestedly but his hand flashed to his bag for a quick second. Sky and Twilight stared not moving. Only Hyrule and Wild was unfazed. Time himself was a little unnerved as Olly started to break apart.

"That happens.." Wild said as he watched his friend crumple into purple dust to float away in the wind.

"Aww, but Olly!" Hyrule said slightly sad as he watched the nicest (In Hyrule's opinion) monster fade away into the wind.

"Olly shall be missed on this day..."

My LU incorrect quotes part 1!

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Part 2

Linked Universe (LU)/other LU inspired things:

Post-Lu Wind in War of Eras

Wind can't play chess

Four is not a kid!

Wind's gliding with a leaf

Four during Sunset pt 7-9 & 11.

Dink better not have killed Twilight, Wild's mad!

(Also four swords adventures, or fsa) Four should of left Shadow on the street

The Swear outline of the LU cast.

Wild you should know better then to trust Hyrule

Wild and Hyrule learn about the source of life

Uh oh! Wild broke another sword!

Sky and Four isn't pleased the master sword's broken Wild...

What is Legend allergic to?

Hyrule is wondering why life’s difficult Legend!

(Modern au) Its a true or false question!!

When Wild has the braincell

Yeah, seriously Wind, HOW did you even walk?!

Legend is after you Hylia. You’re next…

Yeah thats fair Wild.

Legend, Ravio is sorry for the intrusion…

Seriously, what is 5 x 2 ??

Wild, we know fire is fascinating, but come on!

Legend can’t take a break in Hyrule!

Twilight’s so proud of you Four!!

Yeah we’ve had worse.

Time and Four, chaos gremlins. Oh and Hyrule, the smart man.

Wild will always come up with crazier plans Four.

Modern au: You can get water.

Modern au: When will Ted.. finally appear?

Sky just wanted you guys to take him up later!!

Don’t insult Four’s height.

How are you so positive??? We’re being sacrificed!

Now thats unpeelable!

Legend, philosophy isn’t a wea- oop that sword definitely is a weapon!

(Kind of modern au) This is how little Legend cares

Red and Wild woke up and chose violence

(Modern au) Legend, don't say that to the customers!

(Modern au) Prepare yourselves McDonalds.

That’s hypothermia Warriors.

DANG IT WILD- sorry habit…

(Kinda modern au)You take that back Legend-

Twilight: … the important thing is that you learned something.

Wild walking away with half of his hair burnt and clothing covered in ash: No, I didn’t.