Empire False: Who Are You?

Legend: I’m not great at giving advice.

Legend: Can I offer you a sarcastic comment instead?

Wild *holding a fire rod*: WHAT’S UP FUCKERS!

Four: *Falls from the roof*

Sky: *Just somehow still asleep.

Legend: *Never went to sleep*

Twilight: Good morning.

Time: Good morning.

Warriors: Good morning.

Hyrule: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.

Wind: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS

Sasha: welcome to my room of candles in unnecessary places.

Sasha: *turns around and cloak instantly catches on fire*

BONUS:

Anne: Marcy, do not go into that room.

Hey, @rusted-fairy-wings GET SECOND TAGGED MFER (affectionately ofc)

My fun fact abt myself: I CANNOT stand bitter or anything spicy. Even wasabi, I feel like I’m burning from the inside!

Anddd- my other tags!! @tinydragontoonz @zetrif @marenwithanm (man, I need more mutuals…)

But also, EVERYONE SEEING THIS!! Gimme a fun fact!

(screw it what's a fun fact about yourself also @ people I'll go first I'm allergic to myself

@escapetheslaughter

@ugly-astral-taurus

@bees-official

@gremlininthedark

@bloodmoon-da-idiot

@multifandomcutie13 )

Joel: Sure you may be verified on Twitter…

Joel: But are you verified in the eyes of GOD?

Jimmy: … I don’t need to be verified nor do I want to be verified in the eyes of god.

The King's court.

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"Is it done?"

"No, Your Majesty... it has only begun."

He sat on the throne, watching guards rush around. They hurried with purpose, intent. Ready to fight the guardians that came to their doorstep.

Blasts of explosions rocked the palace, the king raised his spear. Ready to defend his home.

Zelda, I'm sorry my dear daughter. I could not protect you. Please Link, I pray that you can save my child. He thought, as the doors were blasted open and malice started to craw inside. Guardians rushed in and blasted everything. Monsters swarmed like a pack.

It was only them. A king and a god.

Standing across in battle. You know the outcome perhaps, and so did the king. He prayed for the hero, wielder of the master sword, so he may protect his daughter.

He protected his castle, and ultimately, died within.

But it would not end. His courage and confidence allowed him to await for you, dear hero.

He has protected this land for a hundred years. Waiting until you awoke in that small room.

The malice knew, once they saw the girl. She had awakened. It knew it had to get rid of the dangers. The champions, the king, the guards.

So it did. It didn't expect for them to continue protecting the land, however.

It was its ultimate downfall.

EVERYONE!

Guess who’s finished their first multi-chapter fic!!

ME THATS WHO!!

If you want to check it out here’s the link:

Sky: See, you gotta stay positive, even in the worst of times!

Hyrule, joining in: I agree with that statement.

Warriors: How are you so positive while we’re going to be sacrificed??

Reddons: Hi, welcome to Applebees, would you like apples of bees?

Spoke: B-bees..?

Reddons: HE HAS SELECTED THE BEES.

Spoke: Wha-

Ashwag: *walks in with a jar of bees*

Spoke: WAIT-

Bonus:

Branzy: Hi, welcome to Clown’s circus. Would you like the stabbing part or the scamming part?

Literally anyone: What..?

Branzy: CONGRATULATIONS! You’ve chosen BOTH!!

Clownpierce: *breaks the wall with his sword drawn*

What better way to start the new year off with a fic? - A Wild Time to slow down.

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Time was fighting a horde of monsters. All wielding clubs, swords, and anything else they could get their grubby little hands on. A bokoblin swung a really heavy sword at Time when suddenly it was as if it were moving in slow motion. Everything slowed significantly and Time blinked, easily dodging the swinging sword.

What? He blinked, wondering if any of the links had done this. Turning, he noticed that everyone was slowed down. Legend was in the middle of a backflip, dodging a blast of fire. Sky and Four were back to back, swords swinging and determined expressions. Wind and Warriors were teamed up, it appeared that they had formed some kind of hurricane. Twilight next to him was also slowed down, mid yell to warn Time. He could see no Hyrule or Wild.

As suddenly as it slowed down, everything sped back up. Legend finished his backflip with a slice of his sword. Twilight closed his mouth, but he was blinking at where Time was just at, staring at Time now right next to him.

"How did you...? you know, I'm not questioning it..." Twilight muttered as he slashed a moblin.

(Twilight asked Time later, he just shrugged or made a cryptic comment and continued on.)

The next time it happened, Time saw the culprit in action. Wild just barely missed a hindox's attack. Just as he dodged, time slowed down again. Wild moved at normal pace and slashed at the hindox in quick attacks.

Hyrule was mid lighting strike when it happened. Time couldn't help but chuckled at Hyrule's position.

Huh, thats a useful trick. Time chuckled and Wild turned just in time to see Time pulling up his sheild to block an arrow.

(Wild wondered how he was moving normally and still, to this day, does not know how Time moved normally. Wild was determined to figure it out, but still. Time is a very cryptic hero...)

Time resumed to normal as they fought they continued to fight the horde once more.

((Sorry! I accidentally posted this on the wrong account!))