Had A Dream Where I Beat Up Gordon Ramsey. Don't Know Why But I Fucked Him Up

Autistic tumblr user base rightfully mad at sudden change of ui without warning

Reblog to head butt prev (affectionately of course).

Wish I was a blanket rn

since some of yall were sooo normal about my hands earlier here ya go, me groping grabbing my blanket :3

Never thought about a lake monster fucking me but damn that's kinda hot

Imagine going to the lake to have a good nice time with your friends...

You are swimming when you feel something touching your feet, you scream loudly. Your friends at the shore laugh at you and tell you it's probably just a fish. You breathe hard, yeah, just a fish. You keep swimming, a bit further away, something touches your ass, grabs your leg. You scream again. They laugh, you might be the fish new favorite food. You laugh it off and keep swimming, your brain is just playing tricks on you.

Until it's not.

Until a slimy tentacle sneaks up on you and gets inside your mouth, pushing so far it triggers your gag reflex. It retracts. You try to scream but you can't. The tentacle doesn't go away. But a bunch more appear.

You can feel them everywhere. Holding your legs apart, taking your bikini off, pushing slimy tentacles into your pussy. Some grope your tits, little suckers grabbing into your nipples and making you squirm. Something probes your asshole, you struggle to get off its hold. You van't fight it off. It penetrates your asshole. You try to scream but you just get the tentacle in your mouth further down your throat. You gag, it retracts and starts a punishing pace. Fucking your pussy. Fucking your throat. Fucking your asshole. It shouldn't feel good, it shouldn't. But you with each trust something inside of you grows higher and higher until you are pushing back, until you are moaning around the tentacle in your mouth.

You come around the tentacles. They fuck you through it.

There's a weird sound and you feel the first shoot of slimy release. Rapidly stuffing all your holes at the same time. The slimy seed feels cool and disgusting inside your pussy, inside your ass. Your friends are calling you and you barely grab your bikini and put it back on before your friend appears in the shore calling you out so y'all can go. You get out and put back your clothes as you feel the goo dripping out, praying it's not staining your friend's car.

Every so often these types of posts actually hit me. I cut myself last weekend. I've been suicidal on and off for a few years. These posts do make a difference

queer people of all kinds. i am looking you in the eyes. do not fucking kill yourself. are you listening to me it will be okay. it will get better. i am shaking you by the shoulders do. not. fucking. do. it. you have so much to keep going for and so many people who love you. the cost of the present will not outweigh the life ahead of you. i love you. chin up or down keep walking you'll get there. we will pull you back up onto your feet should you fall. i love you

Me asf

i think ppl will enjoy these so im sharing the experience of studying a tbh creature in the wild.... fascinating creatur.......

I'M DOING AN EXPERIMENT

To prove something to a friend, please

REBLOG IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

LIKE IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS DON’T BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

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True !

Me with all my friends

I love tumblr cause every week you'll log on and everyone will be like "it's ploobus frintle day" and you'll be introduced to an obscure character from a 1990s comic