'oh poor sam' WHY THE FUCK did he RUN AWAY. oh they looked upset, yeah, so YOU JUST RAN. he was a child, yeah I know, but when you're in a big creepy building you try to NOT GET LOST. no wonder he didn't get in, cause who does something like that. who tf does that. self preservation instinct? nahh, the nurses looked disappointed. why sam whyðŸ˜ðŸ˜
in the form of a Magnus Archives title page. I love how this turned out!!!! very green indeed :DD
every reblog appreciated :)
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He wanted to ask me some questions. I agreed. [Why?] Even a monster gets lonely.
I feel like this description applies to everyone listening to tmagp
mad scientist but not as in the dramatic villain who makes fuckass machines and laughs like muahahaha. mad scientist as in a pale shaking husk of a human shriveled in the corner surrounded by notes that look like the ramblings of a madman. mad scientist as in someone who will not stop until they’ve proven their theories correct even if it kills them. mad scientist as in someone who has stared into the eye of the cosmos and will not rest until they understand it despite the fact that it is consuming them whole. do you understand
wait... is the eye asexual bc it saw too much...?
Only Magnus Archives au I care about is Jon and Melanie in a universe with no paranormal in it running a shitty ghost hunting channel. Jon plays the skeptic but they have to constantly edit out all the parts where he screams dramatically because a bush rustled outside. Melanie believes in the paranormal but has to fake being scared in the haunted houses. They would fight constantly behind the scenes and it would blow up after like 3 seasons but they'd still collab on videos together every once and a while.
actually you know what that's exactly it i would rather someone add 5 parantheticals after every sentence than use tone indicators it's 1. accomplishing SO much more in terms of clarity 2. extremely funny to look at depending on how they're used
episode 39, am i right chat
Colin’s fate isn’t scary to me because I don’t understand computers I remain blissfully ignorant of the horrors I’ll turn anything analog watch me
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