Stab A Politician Day!!!!

Kaminari: I’m in need of a nap but vibrating with energy at the same time.

Momo, sighing: That’s a panic attack

Mina: Dumbest thing you did as a child, go.

Kaminari: Killed a man!

Mina: w-what?

Kaminari: Humans are sensitive to electricity alright? That's why I don't use full voltage when the electricity won't spread out.

Men are always a little bit billable. To me.

Bakugou: I take everything as a challenge

Kirishima: What about that time I dared you to be nice to Midoriya?

Midoriya: Is that why he didn’t hit me all day Monday and called me Izuku?

Mina: How are you today?

Kirishima, watching Bakugou pass by: Gay

Mina: ?

Kirishima: I mean ok!

happy PRIDE i’m here i’m queer and i believe the land should be given back to the proper indigenous stewards.

Klance writing

Broke: Denying Lance and Allura ever dated in favor of Klance

Woke: Keith comforting Lance after Allura's death amd they slowly fall in love.

Jirou: I hate shaving

Kaminari and Kirishima: Same

Jirou: You shave?

Kirishima: Yes I do. It may seem unmanly but-

Jirou: Not you. Kaminari?

Kaminari: I like to feel smooth

I personally am a crop top person but that’s just me

The hard part is doing this without revealing you are, in fact, a human, since humans are considered to have been dangerous.

The year is 2567, you’re a conspiracy theorist trying to prove that Humans once lived on Earth.