My Wife Is In Tumblr

i wanna talk about this shot

to all my followers: you still arent getting your bones back.

Aizawa: You left Kaminari alone with Eri?!!

Mina: He’s licensed

Meanwhile with Kaminari and Eri

Kaminari: Oh no, you have vanquished me mighty princess!

Eri: :D

Iida: I live on tea at this point. It’s calming, makes me seem responsible, can severely injure someone if needed, and helps any ailments I might have.

Sero: What was that middle one?

Iida: It makes me seem responsible.

Since most of tumblr doesnt like the cruela movie I have a rewrite suggestions so buckle up boys and girls.

- Cruela is an orphan

- still has two male friends, they meet when they try and fail to pickpocket her

- become the heist trio

- cruela has fashion dreams

- fashion designer does something Cruela hates and she wants to show anger

- begs friends to do heist

- they plan a big heist and pull it off

- heists start getting bigger and bigger

- really big heist that Cruela believe will help her start her own fashion business

- they do the heist

- business costs more than anticipate, steals part of the cash from other two

- falling out, argument about treating them like henchmen and Cruela says she’s the brains behind it

- they leave and cruela plans a new heist with hired help to prove she can

- they’re stealing a rare animal

- starts doing more and more heists for clothing stuff and shows empire growth

- ends her planning to steal 101 dalmations.

- heists and damage metaphor for capitalism or something you decide

what do you think?

Me online: Sitting in the corner, making posts, occasionally causing discourse.

Me IRL: I hate people and the world and down with the billionares and leave me alone

Bakugou: I serve no god

Midoriya: What do you call your anger? Your emotions? Your god is the side of your mind you have no control over.

“If it’s about a dad dating other dads, how come some of them have kids???”

Shinsou: How do you fall asleep so quickly?

Iida: Well you see-

Midoriya: Hitting my head hard

Bisexuals only like two types of man. He’s either an absolute pathetic little skrunkly guy or he’s got a god complex and likes murder.