Jack is despreatly trying to shut her up/cover her mouth, this results in him getting bitten.
Megatron: Soundwave! Why aren't guarding the human captives?!
Soundwave: ...
15 minutes ago~
Miko: and thats what makes someone a monsterfucker. With the whole faceless alien look you already could make numbers on tumblr, but then we add the tentacles-
Present time~
Soundwave, playing a MCR clip: *teenagers scare, the living SHIT out of me!*
mb chat they were annoying.
Alr which one of y'all was it?
say it with me folks, isolation is not good for ANYBODY, especially children!
For this reason, homeschooling does more harm than good.
Yeah, your kind might know more than other people their age, but they won't be able to talk to anybody at all. They will be an outcast, it will be a fun experience for nobody.
People seriously underestimate the long term effects of constant loneliness
"why are you so weird?" Idk, maybe because being completely isolated while growing up has destroyed my brain and now I'm nothing more than a human-mimicking creature that bases all of my actions on what I think is normal human behavior rather than just doing things naturally
bonus points if, somehow, Miko catches wind of this and makes that word something she makes a point to say in nearly every sentence.
Wheeljack approves, Ultra Magnus does not.
Imagine Cody says some word casually that’s innocent in English but is a Cybertronian swear word and the rescue bots are appalled
and they chastise him and send him to his room because apparently that’s what you do when children misbehave and Cody just doe s it because he’s so confused
and when he’s gone the bots all sit around like WHERE DID WE GO SO WRONG Heatwave this is your fault
PLEASE COLOR OUR FLAG
Edit because I think this is being misinterpreted: The aroace tag is not colored, it's a petition for Tumblr to color it (sorry for the confusion)
SOMEONE ELSE HEADCANONS THIS?? I HAVE FOUND MY PEOPLE :D
I hc Madeline and Miko's father to be siblings, making these two dumbasses cousins.
I also have two other transformers kids they're related to, Russel (RiD) and Carly (skybound).
Russel and Priscilla are siblings (Denny and Madeline divorced), and Carly is a bastard child from Miko's father.
Remembering that time someone suggested me to hc Miko and Priscilla as family and now I'm thinking how that would explain most of Madeline's personality and behavior...
fucking do it
USA people! Buy NOTHING Feb 28 2025. Not anything. 24 hours. No spending. Buy the day before or after but nothing. NOTHING. February 28 2025. Not gas. Not milk. Not something on a gaming app. Not a penny spent. (Only option in a crisis is local small mom and pop. Nothing. Else.) Promise me. Commit. 1 day. 1 day to scare the shit out of them that they don't get to follow the bullshit executive orders. They don't get to be cowards. If they do, it costs. It costs.
Then, if you can join me for Phase 2. March 7 2025 thtough March 14 2025? No Amazon. None. 1 week. No orders. Not a single item. Not one ebook. Nothing. 1 week. Just 1.
If you live outside the USA boycott US products on February 28 2025 and stand in solidarity with us and also join us for the week of no Amazon.
Are you with me?
Spread the word.
well look who it is. my old friend. the conses of my quences.
aro/aces are called both but also called divers in aro/ace only packs :>
A group of queers of all types is a pride
A group of aces is a deck
A group of aros is a quiver
A group of trans women is a code-camp
A group of enbies is a byte
A group of bi people is a tandem
A group of pan people is a panic
Thank you for coming to my wilderness documentary
unfortunately for them, soundwave has found out about human christmas traditions and now they have to deal with him