God Grant Me The Serenity To Eroticize What I Cannot Change

*speaks without moving, the voice coming from directly behind your head* "what's a redditor?"

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go my isopods!!

wish people would stop talking about me behind my back like I know you mean me even if you are just saying "the entity". Yall ain't subtle about about looking at me through a one way window talking to eachother and taking notes. "The anomaly has absconded" "we must ensure it does not come in contact with civilians at all costs" like stfu

hey you! come over here.

puts a frog on ur head. puts a frog on ur head. puts a frog on ur head. puts a frog on ur head. puts a frog on yo

Had an ~idea~

A pokemon species that has a gender ratio of 100% / 0% does still have pokemon in the 0% one.

Just.

Until they realize theyr trans.

That is a lot of belts

My teacher doesn't believe that school can affect anyone negatively.

Reblog if you have EVER been affected negatively in ANY way by school so I can show this to my teacher.

"cant believe youd make this about your current interest" i will make the birds in the sky and the grass in the fields about my thing. for free. i will look at gods ineffable creation with a mind filled with images and thoughts of my guys.