The Time Is Now.

Pushing the button will cause you to almost always have perfect health.

Here's how it works: When you develop something that you consciously consider a health problem, the next time you sleep you will wake up next to your body. It is now dead. In a maximum of two hours a new body will form around you that is just how the previous one would have been without the problem. If you were sick, no longer sick. If you lost an arm, it's back. If you were born with one arm but want two, you have two now. If you decided that human bodies (or just yours) have a flawed design and have ideas for how it could be improved, you have the improvements. Yes, this can be things about your mind that you want to change. Etc. You can figure this out I think. Of course, you will need to do something about the corpses. And each time this happens, you look just slightly more uncanny.

hey girl hru. me? nothing much. but uh hey. girl your oozing girl… no girl like green. not glowing- oozing. yea no. I won’t tell anyone I just wanted to let you know in case you need to pack that alien shit up. yea girl thanks sorry about that

Help me get my children out. I want to see them safe. Help my family

I don't know how to answer this

can I have context?

Tinella Nosa

ok let me just do something here

REBLOG this post with your favorite toh character/the one you kin the most/or both and your sexual orientation + your gender identity ITS FOR SCIENCE

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first 7 faceless emojis as a portent for the new year babes let’s go

Did you think I just. Lied?

Reblog if your url is a representation of who you are

Reblog if I can wander into your (literal) apartment and make (tangible) lunch

so embarrassing when i forget im checking someone's blog and i start scrolling through and liking and reblogging shit as if it's just my dash. it feels like wandering into someone else's apartment and not noticing and making myself lunch

well since we're all going to be criminals right quick who wants to arson a police office?

I wish it wasn't illegal for people to flirt with me

we need more pathetic female characters written by authors who don't hate women

I had an interesting night last night