Hi *stabs U* Oops *stabs U Again* My Bad *stabs U Again*

guy normal !

Call his hole Little Caesar’s the way it’s always hot and ready

Grocery shopping

Maybe a bit early but I've been getting into the mood since August

Not to condone piracy or any illegal activity but hypothetically in Minecraft,  if you were to pirate something, use Brave. It is a free search engine that comes with ad/tracker blockers. Best of all, it is completely free and you never have to pay a penny if you were to do this, hypothetically.

hi does anyone know of any good alternatives for soap2day? :)

i can not live without piracy :)

The sillies!! they’re athletes! they survive on cigarettes! It’s okay!!

Just watched someone put a bag of cheez its on top of cottage cheese. Baffled and scared.

talking only me and you

Gwen <3

this was supposed to be a non-colour study omfg

I need a solid moment when the car gets busted and Niel just pulls out his mechanic skills cause he and his mom spent their lives on the road with different cars they stole.

when neil was going to save andrew at the hemmick's house, he knew exactly what kind of wood the door was, and how easy it would be to break through. that's what kind of guy he is. neil doesn't win fights, but he is damn good at a getaway. this is a really good example about how all of neil's knowledge is really selective because of his upbringing. we need more survivalist neil because he shows all these traits in the books, another example is when he hitchhiked from columbia to palmetto. please stop ignoring this because i want to see batshit insane neil on the run fics right now thx

Every time I eat up Andrew’s whole “What is this feeling??? Meh, it must just be the drugs” and then the slow decent into “Fuck. I kinda want to hold hands with the bastard”

Look, I love andreil fics where Neil is the POV but there’s just something about Andrew being the narrarator that scratches my brain right