I Just Bought The Book Of Bill To Say "fuck You" To His Face Again.

hvae you herd the Weird News of Bill Cipher our overlord

First Anon

Ugh, not another one of you cultists. I have no interest in any "weird news".

Why would anyone call that number. Anyways, I'm glad you freaks got married. You deserve each other.

(Genuinely, I am happy for you!)

Do you like eating souls?

Do you wanna liberate dimensions?

Well, I've got you covered!

For just a human heart a day, I can liberate your dimension!

Note,

NO ONE WILL SURVIVE. IF YOU WANT ME TO SPARE SOMEONE, THAT'S AN EXTRA HUMAN EYEBALL.

Call or text 666-666-EXE for me to liberate your dimension!

That's 666-666-EXE, if you wanna copy it down!

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Anyway folks, have a nice day!

(You too, Rewrite)

OOH , THAT SOUNDS FUN ! EVERYONE CALL THAT NUMBER !

His fucking blueberry...

I AM PLAYING STARDEW VALLEY RIGHT NOW AND PIERRE IS PISSING ME THE FUCK OFF . I THOUGHT BEFORE PLAYING , " HE CAN ' T BE THAT BAD . WHY IS EVERYONE SHITTING ON HIM ? "

THEN HE TOLD JODI THAT A BLUEBERRY I FUCKING SOLD HIM WAS " GROWN IN HIS OWN BACKYARD " . YOU DON ' T EVEN HAVE A FUCKING BACKYARD !

HE STOLE THE CREDIT FOR MY WORK . STEALING FROM A DISABLED PERSON IS CRAZY . ABLEIST PIERRE CONFIRMED ? !

Hey, he doesn't wear the stupid hat anymore. He's switched over to stupid goggles. And he has a mansion.

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

You'll never know unless you try, Dipper. If it doesn't work, you could always try hiding your tape recorders so they can't make recordings of you saying horrible things to mail to your family members.

Grunkle Ford, I keep being harassed by different versions of Bill

Let me consult the moss.

"slurp their eyes through silly straws"

Okay, not consulting the moss. Maybe just ignore them. When I ignored the Bill in our universe, the worse that happened to me is I got an embarrassing tattoo and a nail stuck through my hand.

I just realized something. And of course this would happen. But Stanley won the Tumblr competition. On weed day. He swears up and down that he doesn't smoke weed, but considering how rank his bedroom smells, I'd say this makes perfect sense.

Happy weed day, Stanley.

The moss holds desire. The moss hungers. Feed us, Stanford. We are starving.

I'm going to need you to be a bit more specific. What exactly do you need to eat? Moss is autotrophic, so I assumed it would produce food by itself.

Mabel is going through an "evil cute phase", as she called it. She's walking around playing FUKOUNA GIRL on a miniature xylophone while covered in chibi zombie and vampire stickers. Is this the modern-day, glitter-washed equivalent to being a scene kid?

hey there paranormal bottom

Don't call me that. I am not above violence.

The nickname generator clearly had it out for me. "Paranormal bottom" feels too specific to be completely random.

And that is not an official nickname! I did that as a joke!

welcome back

you were missed by many

I doubt that. But I'm glad I was able to resolve the issue I was having in minimal time.