Another Post About Worried Parent Dick Grayson

there is nothing as visceral and human and devouring an absurdly large bunch of grapes at one in the morning at least partly for the crunch noise

They’re scared because they know that the public is with Luigi.

They’re violating his rights because they need to maintain capitalism.

Keep talking about Luigi.

Soulmates as a horror concept.

You WILL love this person. It doesn't matter who you loved before; any feelings you had, any promises you made, they will become inconsequential as soon as you lock eyes with the stranger Fate has picked for you.

There's no way to stop it.

There's no way to say "no."

You will meet someone and with a single glance, both of you will become someone new, someone who's now bound to this stranger whether you like it or not, want it or not.

Trapped in a dance together until the day you die.

Alright, but you're gonna keep the secret, right?

My 14 year old brother just took a drink of hot chocolate and hissed like he'd knocked back a shot of vodka then set it down and went "ah... that's the good stuff."

????? march ?????? again ??????

in the seventh grade i made a balloon animal in class and drew on it and named it cinnamon and someone said that it looked like it would give people rabies so i threw it at them and said that they have rabies now and my friends called it cinnamon the rabies fairy so thats my name now 👍👍

i rewatched under the red hood last night i dont need the emotional damage hammered in again

Not a single trace of the kid you first met

identity fraud is not a joke, lesbianism

I took a 6yo boy to his placement and as soon as I got him situated in the back he saw my SpongeBob driver’s license air freshener hanging on my rearview mirror. He asked if that’s really SpongeBob’s driver’s license and I said yeah it’s real. Then he asked where I got it if SpongeBob’s underwater so I told him I wore a helmet like Sandy and stole it from SpongeBob when he slept, and without missing a beat he goes “That’s identity fraud”