They Could NEVER Make Me Hate You

i got damian which i didnt expect but also not wrong??

Made a quiz, have fun:)

this is entirely acceptable aside from the fact that theres equal part protein powder as the oats thats terrifying

stick it in a pot, cook it up, schlorp it up

i spent most of my early life around mechanics and car people because those were all my dad's friends. if you dont know, the term for whenever a car is all black (interior, detailing, exterior) is "murdered out". the time that i spent NOT around mechanics and car people was at my grandma's, who is obsessed with crime shows and did not think of how not good it was to watch those in the presence of young children. i, five years old, had a black horse plushie. i connected the dots of something all black being "murdered out" and the voice that the guy on the tv made when talking about murder and would introduce my black horse plushie as "MURDERRRR" with the deepest and gravelliest voice i could manage as a toddler. this is why my kingergarten teacher told my parents to take me to a priest

(edit because i forgot how old kids are in the second grade and that is very not right??)

Me, introducing stuffed animals : this is Arnold he is in jail for first degree murder

My 14 year old brother just took a drink of hot chocolate and hissed like he'd knocked back a shot of vodka then set it down and went "ah... that's the good stuff."

funniest fucking thing

Is Myth as a whole SUPPOSED to be extremely trans coded, or am I just projecting?

my current theory that all art is, by its very nature, extremely trans-coded

i am. coping (watching young justice and reading headcannons)

I'm so fucking productive. I got so much shit done today.

ⓘ Fact check: This user did the bare minimum for the first time in 3 months.

expect an essay on "the library at the very bottom of this place" by the narcissist cookbook fairly soon but also i might make a different blog for my linguistics/essay shit. if i do ill link it but yeah :]