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“If it has the word protein on it, then it’s probably healthy”

-Me. I said that

Here’s a story...

A women and her son live alone in a mansion at the top of a hill. This women was very rich and popular, and because of that she made her son call her by her first name. One night, she was putting her son to bed “Good night, darling” she said. “Good night Stacey..” said the boy looking sad. The women felt bad for for him, so she said “From here on out, when where alone you can call me mom” The boy looked up and smiled “Thanks Stacey”

We can all relate :’)

Credit:@sainthoax

Sorry for talking a break without telling you guys. Also I hoped you had a great Christmas or Hanukkah or whatever you celebrate and a happy new year too

How do you like your marshmallow?

She ain’t ready for death

Poor Grandma

Here's one of my oc :) Her name is Debbra. Like the zebra

Here's an Oc I made!!! She's a supervillain and her name is Heart Breaker. I wasn't sure on what her weapon should be, so I just went with fire swords.

Major Ninjago head canon that I live by is that none of them actually know how to drive/have a drivers license EXCEPT for Zane cause he’s a model citizen and stuff. You can literally pull any of them over and arrest them

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