JJ, Panting And Ready To Break The Law

Pope: Why are there 6 more dogs in our apartment?

JJ: They're golden retrievers. They retrieve gold. I did this for us!

Pope: you gotta be fucking kidding me

JJ: Pope, you love me, right?

Pope : Normally I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I won’t like.

JJ: [banging his phone on the table in anger]

Pope: Hey, don't be mean to the phone- how would you like it if I banged You on the table, hmm?

JJ, eyes wide

Pope

JJ: yes ple-

Pope: DONT ANSWER THAT

JJ, under his breath: Futurehusbandsayswhat

Pope: huh

Topper: What

JJ: FUCK NO

JJ: I'm a wanted man, Kiara!

Kiara: You weren't even a wanted child

JJ:

Everyone at DisneyLand Pt2

JJ: Cooper, sweetie, don't pull

Heyward: Cooper, heel!

Pope, *rolling his eyes* dad.

Heyward: if I had known you guys were gonna do this, I would have brought Stella

Pope: it was JJ's idea

JJ: so much for the united front. I'll have you know despite all your jokes, Cooper enjoys it

Cooper: Woof! Woof!

JJ: Okay, sweetie, not helping.

Married JJPope

Pope: These are crafts for the supplies table. I finally figured out what we’re going to be making.

JJ: Kids bored?

*JJ and John B fighting*

John B: Listen here, you son of a bitch-

JJ: My mother was, in fact, considered an immensely kind and well-liked woman.

John B:

John B: Your father?

JJ: ... Continue

JJ: imagine being gay or something like that

Pope: JJ, we’ve been sleeping together for 8 months

JJ: okay but thats not like gay gay you know?

Pope: JJ, you’re literally a bottom

JJ: *mocking* jj you’re literally a b- shut the fuck up

Pope: do you think you could take me?

JJ, way too quickly: yeah

JJ:

JJ: oh wait you mean in a fight

Pope:

JJ: