What’s Your Core Memory Of Watching The Lord Of The Rings Films For The First Time Because I Will Never

deku brainrot hours

Yes I would love to hear you rant about Deku, I’m positive he would never treat me that way 😭🤚

cw ;; loss of virginity, afab reader

deku would treat you so good man

shockingly enough, i feel like he has good people skills to the point he's gotten laid quite a few times in his adult life. he'd be honored that he's the person you though to ask - my god he would. won't admit it but he kinda realizes how hot he finds the whole thing hejdsjksd. thinks about it for days n days because you brought it up and it plagues him like a disease.

one thing i know about izuku midoriya is that he's a fucking freak. you'd think he'd go easy on you since it's your very first but he's just too ruthless. bad at keeping up with the task, he just gets this lidded look on his eyes. dream sighing as he promises to take it slow for you.

which is kinda true, kinda isn't. he is taking it slow - maybe too slow. v touchy but even more than that mouth - i know he loves eating pussy oh my god. he would spread you out and hold you down until your cum runs down ur legs and it's borderline uncomfortable. if you whine for him to stop he'll just shh you and tell you that he has to prep you.

n prep you he does - uses his mouth and his fingers in slow tandem. switches between just to see which one makes you cum fastest because he's kinda evil like that.

its your first time so he goes slow but it's too deep. so, so deep it makes your toes curl. makes you feel it in your spine like he's really in your stomach. deep, slow - almost relaxing but it feels too good... yeah <3 midoriya <3

saru brother

Map of the world from the Ash Princess trilogy by Laura Sebastian.

hey sorry for getting really pissy at you earlier because I could hear you chewing. see I have a condition called [remembers pathologizing my behavior is unhelpful] it's actually because I hate you, specifically,

Maybe this therapy shit is working

Two of my fav phineas and ferb posts

Things are happening on reddit

jude recognized the taste of poison on cardan's lips in twk because she had been poisoning herself for months, but do you think cardan drank the poison and thought, oddly, of how jude had tasted when he kissed her in that room behind the throne? do you think it made him drink deeper?

ft. katsuki bakugo

summary: helping defend his kid from other kids on roblox.

“Katsuki.”

No response.

“Katsuki.”

Still nothing. Just the glow of the screen reflecting off his face, jaw clenched, eyes locked in like he was planning a full-scale battle strategy. His fingers flew across the keyboard, clicking with the precision of a trained assassin.

You folded your arms. “Katsuki Bakugo. You are a grown-ass man playing Roblox.”

He finally looked up from your kid’s gaming setup, scowling. “Yeah? And?”

You pinched the bridge of your nose. “And you’re a Pro Hero. You fight real villains. You’ve literally saved the world.”

“Yeah, well, right now, I’m savin’ my kid’s goddamn tycoon,” he snapped, turning back to the screen.

Your child, sitting beside him, was absolutely thriving. “GET HIS ASS, DADDY!”

“ON IT, SQUIRT,” Katsuki barked, fingers moving like he was hacking into a government database.

You sighed, watching your fully grown husband—one of the strongest heroes alive—brutalizing a bunch of kids in Roblox because some 10-year-old named BlazeNinja_44 wouldn’t stop spawn-killing your kid.

The chat was on fire.

BlazeNinja_44: BRO WHO IS THIS

ExplosiveDynamight (Katsuki): UR WORST NIGHTMARE, LITTLE ****

BlazeNinja_44: ?????

ExplosiveDynamight: U LIKE SPAWN-KILLIN’ KIDS? HOW BOUT I SPAWN-KILL UR WHOLE BLOODLINE

Your kid cackled kicking their legs back and forth watching his dad go off for him. “Dad, you sound like one of those gamers.”

“GOOD.” Katsuki cracked his knuckles like he was about to drop a finisher move. “This lil’ bastard deserves it.”

You stared in sheer disbelief as your husband—a fully licensed Pro Hero—went on an unstoppable rampage, obliterating a bunch of middle schoolers in an online Lego game.

And worst of all?

Your kid was cheering him on.

You sighed, rubbing your temples. “I can’t believe I married you.”

“Yeah, yeah, whatever,” Katsuki muttered, eyes still locked on the screen. “y’know you love me.” he grins.

© sakuraszn! xoxo

so true