The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Is Finding Parallels, Noticing Patterns, Making Connections, Contemplating

Do y’all think siblings in medieval times would look at the little beasts in illuminated manuscripts and point at each other like ‘ha! ‘Tis thou!’

showing my blood places it's never seen before!

1. the world outside my body

2. hhopital

To keep their mouths busy because they would yap themselves to death about Lestat

random iwtv thoughts i’m having:

why do vampires smoke cigarettes? do they get a nicotine high? they can’t get addicted ??

personally i think armand just does it bc he wants to look cool and it does absolutely nada to him

but like,,, why are louis and armand ripping through two packs a day in paris

you actually don't have to go on dating apps to find girlfriends. many beautiful women are waiting for you on rocks out at sea

Me, watching s1 of iwtv: oh it’s so nice to finally watch a show where my main ship is not only canon but actually the entire focus of the show

Armand: *enters the chat with his barely concealed desire to fuck that old man*

Me: oh no

zeus

never been about me

this is how it happened right