I Mean Fuck, I Like Buttons, I Like Bones, I Like Getting Knick Knacks, I Like Trinkets, I Like To Stash,

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The year is 2364, social media platforms of all kinds rose and fell like empires. Only tumblr is still running, a reminder of times long gone. The number one trending topic: Destiel.

My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.

sub or dom?

a burden

Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting

I fucking can't with this lyric

the only reason I go on Reddit now is to find these bad two sentence horror posts. they're great. they're bad. but they're great.

i bought pre-cum strawberries today at the store and they were like twice as expensive but theyre so fucking good theres not any bad ones in the bowl and i dont have to waste time doing it myself now. so worth it

you actually don't have to go on dating apps to find girlfriends. many beautiful women are waiting for you on rocks out at sea