This Is What Rasputin Would've Wanted.

"She's so beautiful! I bet she goes to the library."

- my 7 year old daughter

Old Man Yaoi Tournament Round 2

i bought pre-cum strawberries today at the store and they were like twice as expensive but theyre so fucking good theres not any bad ones in the bowl and i dont have to waste time doing it myself now. so worth it

Knowing a fic author through AO3 is like attending someone’s thesis presentation and politely clapping at the end, knowing a fic author through this hellsite is like going over to their house at 3AM to watch them eat mayonnaise out of a jar

If I could kill a bus I would

is anyone else scared or is it just me and every deer

you can make fun of old people all you want but then you'll be knitting with a good album on and a cup of tea and you'll be like this is excellent actually. the old ladies were right about this one. about the crosswords too, by the way