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welcome to my new app, UberFeats. i will send heroes to your house to commit great Feats of strength and cunning

What the hell is this chat name lmaooo

you actually don't have to go on dating apps to find girlfriends. many beautiful women are waiting for you on rocks out at sea

One time my 50 boyfriends were fighting over who got to rub my feet and I’m like calm down everyone and grew 48 more feet

Another stunning stunning work

messy eaters ^ - ^

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today i took diced green peppers, seasoned them with salt and fresh black pepper and baked it at 8000 degrees for 22 hours. i make this whenever i want pile of smoldering ash.