Guys I did it. I downloaded Tumblr after like a year or two of using it on my phone browser. I am now Tumblring from a Tumblr app. Are you proud of me? Guys? Are u there?
If you have achieved something, please remember to observe a mandatory period of basking in the warm glow of your achievement like a lizard on a stone, lest you teach your brain that effort is futile, actually, because it didn't get to enjoy its happy chemicals, so, naturally, nothing good ever comes of trying. (And no, avoiding punishment is not a reward!)
I recommend, like, 5% of basking time in relation to whatever time you invested into achieving the thing minimum. And if you can't make your own bask, friend-brought is fine (= tell your friends!).
Guys please help me I'm obssesed with Devil's minion. I wake up thinking of it, i go to gym thinking of it, i eat thinking of it, i go to de bethroom thinking of it, i go to work thinking of it, i go sleep thinking of it…help…
In case you were wondering why Spotify Wrapped sucks balls this year, and more importantly doesn't have any genre data:
Can you hear the sound of bells? That's because they're clowns. 🤡 🛎
file -> phrases that are going to shift something in me forever
What if instead of bud light it was called bug's life. Can we discuss this further?
the ghost of one specific homosexual cowboy regularly possesses Tumblr gays
“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.
Sherlock Holmes modern adaptation but the main characters (Sherlock, Watson, Mrs. Hudson, Irene Adler, and maybe even Lestrade) are all vampires and they’ve just been doing their thing since the time period of the original books
Irene gets to be from New Jersey like she is in canon and she’ll occasionally show up and help Sherlock with a case but they don’t ever date or hook up or anything
He/They trans & agender 🪰 20' still alive(?)
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