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Resources to help various countries!

~ RESOURCE LINKS TO HELP PALESTINE ~

Here's a very BIG thread of helpful resources to help Congo, Sudan, Yemen etc !!!

~~ RESOURCE LINKS TO HELP VARIOUS COUNTRIES ~~ <- including a petition, to educate yourself and charities/organizations!

the thread above does not include Ukraine and Armenia sadly, so i found some links from diff tweets, It took a while to search it but i found it !

~ RESOURCES LINKS TO HELP UKRAINE ~ ~ RESOURCES LINKS TO HELP ARMENIA ~

this is absolutely a gold mine

I’m on the second episode of My Adventures With Superman and I KNOW I know, this deserves to be Clark’s show, BUT HEAR ME OUT A SECOND.

Imagine the Waynes didn’t die and Thomas is trying DESPERATELY to buy the Daily Planet from White, but to absolutely no avail.

“For the last time, Wayne, you can have this company when the Gotham Knights win a Stanley Cup.”

“Y’all cheated last year and you KNOW it, White! Come on! We knew each other for 20 years—“

“Not true.”

“You gotta have ONE nice thing to say about me! You saw my charity records? My trip to the Amazon? I found a goddam dinosaur, for Pete’s sake!”

“And you sent it to the Gotham museum.”

“…Well yeah, it looked real pretty.”

“Look, Wayne. I can either give your ego the stroke of the century, or keep Lane and those two idiot interns in check, but I can’t do both. Now get out of here, or—“

Clark clearing his throat, holding two cups of coffee in his comically large hands, “Uh, the coffee machine broke, so I had to run to the store. Is this a bad time?”

Thomas whistling, because what the FUCK. “Christ, boy, how tall are you? How tall is he, White? You a security guard? You WANNA be a security guard?”

“Uh, Clark Kent. Idiot intern,” Clark introduced himself politely despite Perry’s grumbling.

Needless to say, Thomas Wayne is…Intimidating.

“I’ve heard about your research on metahuman physics, Mr. Wayne. It’s brilliant.”

“Oh, that? That was all my boy, really. He’s got all these ideas about reinventing the healthcare system for everybody or something like that. Hell, he wants to invent some bandaids for that Superman fella. “

“That,” Clark blinked, “Actually sounds amazing.”

“Right?. The other day he came to me like, ‘Can I have 30,000 for a research expedition?’ You should’ve seen him in his little lab coat, — cutest thing. Hold on, I have pictures.”

Clark expected a particularly eccentric 10 year not, not a — gorgeous— adult man in what looked to be a great amount of eyeliner and one hell of a scowl. “He’s…” gorgeous, “He seems interesting.”

“Ain’t he? You should meet him sometime. Hates talking to the press, but, I’m sure we can arrange something. “

“Good luck with that. I tried interviewing the kid alone for 10 minutes and Mr. Wayne here kept getting in the way. Probably because he has something to hide.”

“Bruce ain’t really made for the camera, so I had to step in, ya know how it is. He ain’t really the independent kind.” Thomas shrugs. “I know, I know, — you gotta leave em to fly sometimes, and while I bet he’d look cute tryin’,”

Thomas chuckles, but it doesn’t sound amusing. At all. “No bird leaves MY nest.”

—

Clark finds out why Perry can’t prove Thomas Wayne is Batman. It’s because he’s wrong. He’s listened to Batman’s heartbeat before. And Thomas doesn’t stutter.

Bruce Wayne does, thought.

Yes I’m looking at them disrespectfully. I’m also looking at them asexually. They can coexist.

So, I know the fandom (myself very included) love to talk about JLA playing fuck marry kill with Brucie Wayne as an option...but I offer an alternative. Bruce overhears a conversation between Clark, Diana, and Hal.

Clark: No I mean if we're playing, I'd fuck you Diana, obviously it would be a wonderful night--

Diana: and all the way into the morning, obviously

Clark: Obviously. And I'd marry Batman, so sorry Hal, I guess you gotta go.

Hal, outraged: Marry Bats???? Over Me???

Clark: Yeah, hello, have you seen him? No offense and all, but if you get the chance to sleep with wonder woman you kinda have to. And if I marry Batman I get sweet gadgets, nerdy banter, awful coffee, and I get to use the little ears on the cowl as handles while I bend him over the breakfast table every morning.

(plot twist, Clark totally knows Batman's there and this is his extremely weird and roundabout way of flirting)

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Hello, the war is a terrible thing, and I wish I could help more. Maybe in the new year, I can give something, but for now, I hope my sharing can help even a little.

Gaza is in my thoughts and prayers

i am CACKLING at this au, i can't HANDLE IT

Wonders of parenthood

Welcome to my dumb ReviSplinter AU, where I basically take the role of Splinter

It was created randomly, like almost every other of my au's, but it might be fun

is this a prompt? may i have it?

Batman gets hit with a love spell during battle that knocks him out and will make him fall in love with the first person he sees when he wakes up. The league takes him back to the tower and while they wait for Zatanna or Dr Fate to come help break the spell they all agree Superman should be who Batman sees and he can deal with a lovestruck Batman. Only, when Bruce wakes up and sees Superman, he doesn't act any differently. He just gets up and demands a mission report and tries to go about business as usual, much to everyone's confusion (and to the disappointment of Hal, who had his phone out ready to record). They explain the love spell and wonder why nothing happened and Bruce just says that obviously it didn't work and to not worry too much about it.

The spell did work it's just that Bruce was already in love with Superman so nothing actually changed outwardly. Zatanna gets there a few days later and examines him, and is also confused bc there's definitely a love spell on him and there's no reason it shouldn't be working. To prevent her from looking further into it and making a big deal, Bruce, in private, hints at why there might not be any effects. Zatanna gets it and agrees to remove the spell and say that it just wasn't that strong after all.

Everybody seems to accept that explanation and move on, except for Clark, who knows his best friend is hiding something and he's determined to find out what.

youtube man

so my whole being was just shook cuz of youtube recommended...

i have gone 8 WHOLE YEARS without watching a SINGLE transformers sg and then its THE FIRST THING I SEE

i can't

this

i need to write this

The idea of the Wayne family visiting the Kents at their Smallville farm for the holidays sounds like the premise for one of those Hallmark rom-coms and I can totally see Bruce’s kids teasing the heck out of him for it during the entire drive there given his obvious bromance with Clark.

Jason: He was a billionaire, playboy from Gotham…

Dick: He was a mild, mannered reporter from Metropolis…

Tim: But this holiday season, love is in the air for these two superheroes as they embark on their merriest mission ever in…

All Three Boys: … “CAPES, KISSES AND CHRISTMAS COOKIES!!!”

Bruce: Keep this up and I’m volunteering all three of you to help Pa Kent shovel manure after supper!

title: the words i never said (they haunt me)

words: 354

note: please enjoy this snippet my brain worm wiggled outta me after reading this!

unimportant note; i was going to put this in the comments but i thought “nah, why let it get lost even though no one will see it lol” lol

also, i just wanted to share this to my account haha

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after superman announced he was engaged, batman sits at a league computer doing the paperwork that the rest of them (minus diana, cyborg, and a small handful of others) seem to avoid. 

The flash walks up, mask off as he looks down at the tired looking batman, leaning against the console "you okay, bats?" he starts. 

Hal jordon is in the background, watching with diana and cyborg. Hal had tried to talk to batman about the announcement just an hour before, and batman throat punched him for his efforts. 

 Batman didn't look away from the console as he replied

"I'm fine, Flash." 

It was a short and sharp answer, the usual for Batman. 

But Barry, being who he is, could have sworn he heard something underneath the level tone.

“Bruce, I’m sorry if I’m overstepping, but…”

As the flash trailed off his sentence, watching for any indication that he should stop while ahead, Batman’s hands hovered over the keypad

“I thought you liked Clark?”

Barry thought he saw a fraction of a frown at his question

There was another meaning behind the word ‘liked’, of course there was with the way Barry had said it.

Hal leaned closer, almost as if he was waiting for Batman to physically react.

“I’m going to give you some advice, Barry.” Batman started as he stood from the chair.

Batman towered over Flash, so of course, the speedster felt a lump in his throat as Batman stood right in front of him

But Barry saw that, yes; the usual scowl was replaced by a soft frown and through the masks' lenses that usually obscure his eyes, Barry barely noticed the tired look the older man had.

“Sometimes the one you love with your entire being is the one you can never have and best thing that you can do…”

Barry wasn’t prepared for the black gloved hand that gently landed on his shoulder, and he very much wasn’t prepared for Bruce’s next words

“... is to be happy for them, even if it slowly kills you.”

Barry then watched as Bruce Wayne left the League Hall for the night.

Clark, beaming: I'm engaged!

Entire JL meeting room: -eyes quietly shift to an even more emotionless Batman-

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Priest: if there is a reason these two should not be wed, speak now or forever hold your peace.

Entire wedding reception: -eyes shift to look at the Best Man Bruce Wayne-

Imagine being so down bad for your best friend that the second he announces his engagement and it’s not to you, all of your friends and colleagues are instantly giving bewildered side eye 🤣 like Bruce you are never beating the superbat allegations