Monstera Hyena

@streetsofwhiterun put me in a whole medieval torture device and I'd still give these answers

“who’s your favorite character?” my friend’s oc. “who’s your favorite character in canon?” my friend’s oc. “your favorite character can’t be your friend’s oc!” the posters on my walls and discord messages say otherwise. my wound has a heartbeat and only my friend’s oc can fix it. goodbye chat

i’ve died alone in my room 3000 times nothing you can say can hurt me.

長谷寺 Hase-dera / 壺阪寺 Tsubosaka-dera

I don't wish for decent income so I can pay bills, I wish I had a decent income so I could commission artists to draw my OCs.

me every day cause I don’t understand anything

being a god is so hard like I fully understand why they've all abandoned us. yesterday i changed the water in my nano tank and the weather there is pretty much always 80°F and sunny but the replacement water was cool and it had been a couple weeks so it replicated a rainfall after a drought and so then my little civilization of ember tetras all thought it was Time To Fuck but my stocking somehow skews aggressively male so this morning I turned on the sun to see they all had raggedy little tails after beating the shit out of each other over the One Woman on Earth.

I love ESO for many reasons, but one bit that is incredibly funny to me is that if you get caught steling and dont wanna deal with guards, you gotta go stand in a corner like a naughty child to wait for the bounty to go down

Since the booping has returned, reblog if it's okay to spam you with boops!

I wanna be polite and not spam random people without permission , ,

They need to stop packaging pop tarts and their generics by twos. Two pop tarts is too many. I'm 25 years old. I'm practically geriatric. Two pop tarts is too many. Two pop tarts will kill me.

IM TIRED OF SEEING FLESH HAT BOY