House Vines

House Vines

Voldemort: I don’t understand why you’re mad at me.

Harry: You killed my mom!

Voldemort: Yeah, but then I said “April fools”

Harry: *laughing* Dude!

Voldemort: *also laughing* I got you good!

Harry: You did!

House Shenanigans

Gryffindor: Oh shut up, you know you love me.

Slytherin:

What’s heavier?

Gryffindor: Got a question for you. What’s heavier? A kilogram of steel? Or a kilogram of feathers?

Time ticks

Gryffindor: That’s right. It’s a kilogram of steel. Because steel is heavier than feathers.

Gryffindor’s Show!

Gryffindor: What do you mean?

Slytherin: They’re both a kilogram.

Gryffindor: But steel is heavier than feathers...

Slytherin: Heh. I know, but they’re both a kilogram.

Gryffindor:...Wha?

Gryffindor’s Show!

A scale holding both a kilogram of feathers and steel stands before gryffindor. The scale is balanced.

Gryffindor: That doesn’t prove anything, because steel is heavier than feathers.

Hufflepuff: I know, but look. They’re both a kilogram. Right? So they’re the same.

Gryffindor: Ok, but look at the size of this. *points to the huge bag of feathers* That’s cheating!

Slytherin: *laughs* No, they’re the same weight!

Hufflepuff: *also laughing* it’s a kilogram!

Gryffindor: But steels heavier than feathers...

Gryffindor’s Show!

Ravenclaw examining the scale.

Ravenclaw: They’re both a kilogram.

Gryffindor: Oh no...oh, no, you, ah...no...

Hufflepuff: You alright?

Gryffindor: *sadly* I don’t get it.

Slytherin: Sorry...

Ravenclaw: Yeah...Don’t worry about it!

House Vines

Gryffindor: *holding a “Yuleball?” Sign*

Hufflepuff: Oh! Oh my god! Yes!

Gryffindor: N-no! Tell Ravenclaw!

Hufflepuff: Okay. *whips around to where raven claw is sitting*

Hufflepuff: Ravenclaw! I’m going to the Yuleball with your boyfriend Gryffindor!

House Shenanigans

Gryffindor: *stands .0001 millimeters outside of Slytherin common room entryway*

Slytherin: *looks up from couch* Get out of my room!

Gryffindor: *smiles smugly* I’m not in your room~

Slytherin:

Gryffindor:

Slytherin: Do you have a death wish?

House vines

Hufflepuff: Hey, can everybody leave the kitchen while I get my fourth pudding cup?

Slytherin, Ravenclaw, and Gryffindor:...

Hufflepuff: *a little quieter* I just don’t want you guys to know I’ve...had four pudding cups...

House Vines

Gryffindor prefect relaxing in the tub late at night in the prefect’s bathroom.

Ravenclaw prefect: in a lifeguard uniform sitting on the edge of the tub, sexily. I see you don’t have a lifeguard here at your beach.

Gryffindor prefect: physically confused

Raveclaw prefect: acting sexy

Gryffindor prefect: I’m not at the beach-this is a bathtub.

House Vines

Muggle born Gryffindor: My mom said if I don’t get my grades up, she’s not gonna let me get my tetanus shot next year.

Hufflepuff: That’s weird..what are you gonna do?

Muggle born Gryffindor: Fucking study I guess.

House shenanigans

Ravenclaw: Norweiga 👏 is 👏 not 👏 a 👏 country!

Gryffindor: cowering under a desk Where are Norwegian people from then!?

Slytherin: recording NORWAY!

House shenanigans

Slytherin: pulls out a knife

Hufflepuff: oh no.

Slytherin: uses knife to open cardboard box

Hufflepuff: phew.

Slytherin: pulls out gun from cardboard box

Hufflepuff: oH nO.