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The ushanka jokes r too close now y'all

Genius

I need to know, has anyone come up with a clever nickname for the jontim ship? For jonmartin we have teaholding and jmart, for daisybasira we have daisira (could use some work honestly), and with melgeorgie we have wtgfs (what the girlfriends). Just to name a few examples.

@ultramarinaa I made more cat jmart Originals↓

Reasons why Jon Archivist is truly a character of all time:

Had the police called on him several times when he was a young child

Keeps his rib and the ashes of the season one antagonist next to his stationary drawer

Promised he wouldn’t get lost in tunnels and then immediately got lost in aforementioned tunnels

Has no clue what a joke is

Learned how remarkably easy it is to buy an ax in central London

Had to have two separate interventions

Told people his place of employment before traumatising them for life

The first character he ever said ‘I love you’ to is a cat

Allegedly participated in amdram

Watches documentaries and collects some kind of weird shit (my headcanon is Soviet Union postcards) when he’s not being a paranoid mess

Canonically looks like he hasn’t slept in weeks

Knows nothing about library science

Fell head over heels for a man that he hated until he learned he lied on his resumé

Has been referred to as Jesus or Jesus-adjacent at least twice

Asexual icon

Knows what a meme is and said “LOL” in the first episode

Rode on a merry-go-round sometime during his university days because he was in a weird place emotionally

Died for our Jonathan Sins

Is probably a computer now playing minesweeper with his boyfriend and evil 200+ year old boss

some timsasha art?? ( i’m so normal about them )

thinking about them so much

i honestly love them in any capacity theyre such a fun dynamic and its a crime we didnt get more of them interacting

Head cannon time every character that ever been align with the eye has shit vision except season 4 Jon and Jonah everyone in the cast either wears glasses or contacts there are no exceptions or are moving around half blind

The Dread Powers; The Fears; The Entities

🚪 magnus archives entities; THE SPIRAL.

fear of madness, that the world you know is wrong, that your mind is lying to you. Deception, gaslighting, hallucinations, maddening realms & impossible geometry.

The muppet archives

Boom. It’s cat jmart.