Venti: Everyone U Meet Is Fighting A Battle U Know Nothing About. Be Kind ❤️

Varric: As your best friend-

Hawke: Fenris is my best friend

Varric:

As your best friend

Venti, strumming his lyre:

Paimon: do you take requests?

Venti: sure!

Paimon: please stop

Xiangling: do you think i could fit fifteen marshmellows in my mouth?

Chongyun: you’re a hazard to society

Xingqiu: and a coward. do twenty

why must we play god

I installed Skyrim on the Pip-Boy in Fallout 4

Traveler: the door is locked

Venti: i got it! childe, give me your credit card

Childe: okay?

Venti, pocketing it: cool. razor, kick the door down

so I heard there was a new harbinger

Marinette: Who broke it?

Marinette: I’m not mad, I just wanna know.

Adrien: I did. I broke it.

Marinette: No you didn’t. Alix?

Alix: Don’t look at me, look at Nathaniel.

Nathaniel: What? I didn’t break it.

Alix: Huh, that’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?

Nathaniel: Because it’s sitting right in front of us, and it’s broken

Alya: If it matters, and it probably doesn’t, Chloe was the last person to use it.

Chloe: Liar, I don’t even drink that crap!

Alya: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Chloe: I use the wooden stirers to push back my cuticles everyone knows that, Alya.

Adrien: Alright, let’s not fight. I broke it let me pay for it.

Marinette: No. Who broke it?

Nathaniel: Marinette? Marc has been awfully quiet.

Marc: Really?!

Nathaniel: Yeah really!

Everyone: *starts yelling*

Marinette: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it.

the only two ships everyone agrees on

Mammon: self care is actually getting into fights with randoms in dark alleys

Asmodeus: no self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath or putting on makeup if you like it or taking a nice warm nap stuff like that basically

Satan: self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you. self care is when you feel their bones crack under your powerful fists. self care is the fear in your enemies eyes.

Leviathan: self care is taking your birthday cake so i can eat the frosting

Beelzebub: if you touch my birthday cake i’ll make you eat your hands

MacCready: Lets each tell a secret about ourselves

Deacon: okay

MacCready: I... hate you