Friendship Ended With All Genshin Characters. Warming Seelie Is Now My Best Friend

Xiao: i know you think my judgment is clouded because i like venti a little bit

Zhongli: you doodled your wedding invitations

Xiao: that’s our joint tombstone

Zhongli: my mistake

Diluc: do you ever think before you speak

Venti: yea i think “ha ha that’s funny” and then i say it

Childe: once i master the bow it’s over for you bitches

anders: hewwo! I will be youw suwgeon today! intewnal bweeding you say? let’s make ouw fiwst wittle incision

hawke: dowcto, wew’re loswing him!!

anders: quick! hand me the defibwiwatow! 

fenris: please, turn off my fucking life support

Childe: i just killed your entire family for not paying the fatui back

Some Random Person: what..? i live alone?

Childe: what?

Childe: then who were the people in your house?

Some Random Person: there’s people in my house???

Childe: well not anymore

DEACON AND NICK SHOULDVE BEEN ROMANCEABLE I KNOW ITS BEEN YEARS BUT IM STILL UPSET

Wait a minute...

Kaeya: i think it’s pretty common knowledge that i’m a better person than you

Diluc: no, it isn’t. remember when you saw that accident and you just pretended you were blind?

Kaeya: that doesn’t count. our movie was gonna start in eight minutes, why would you bring that up?

BAXTER DLC SPOILERS

Baxter just straight up lying throughout his dlc for absolutely no reason is so fucking funny to me. It wasn’t even Shiloh type lying, he just decided to make up fun facts for fun. he’s so me coded

Razor: tony hawks moving castle

Razor: i can’t remember the name of it

Bennett: howl?

Razor: aaaaauuuuu??

Razor: oh