Deacon: Bitch

Childe: i hope you get run over

Scaramouche: hoping is all well and good, but ultimately, it gets you nowhere. be the change you wish to see in the world. get in your car and run me the fuck down instead of waiting for others to do your work for you, you coward. you lazy fool.

Childe: vibe check test came back negative :(

Kaeya: 6/10. the joke hits but it’s not that funny

Childe: what the fuck

Zhongli: 0/10. no dragons

Childe: i’m right fucking here

Sole: Do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?

Nick: You’re a hazard to society

Deacon: And a coward. Do twenty

Xingqiu: you have beautiful eyes

Chongyun: thanks i need them to see

Ninnguang: as much as i appreciate you asking me out, did we have to take shenhe as well?

Beidou: you get me to yourself all the time. she’s lonely!

Shenhe, talking to the waiter: you’re telling me a shrimp fried this rice?

so I heard there was a new harbinger

Judge: How do you plead?

Chat Noir: *looks at Ladybug*

Ladybug, mouthing: Not guilty.

Chat Noir: Hot milky

Ladybug: just lock him up

i like to imagine these are all happening in the same situation

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Jean: you have the right to remain silent

Venti: but do i have the ability?