A Little Isopod For You!

caving as an extreme sport is sooo unfathomable to me why are u as a creature of the daylight doing that. were u born without the dread in ur bones or something

in penance for trying to kidnap her and make her their queen that one time, mabel pines is inventing a new sport called gnome bowling

bill pulls out the pregnancy card

Shitposting instead of writing my fic yey

Introducing: Nightmare but he's fucking pathetic

Everything is the same, he's just a loser

To illustrate the thought: for his meeting with Killer in the void he tripped on air and fell face flat in front of him, it is a miracle Killer accepted to follow him

His meeting with Dust wasn't better, it went something like this:

Nightmare, hiding behind a tree repeating his text: I am Nightmare, King of Negativity, and you will come with me in my castle to assist me in my plan to dominate the multiverse...

Nightmare, taking a deep breath and finally appearing in front of Dust: I am castle and I- and you- me king- I am king- Nightmare is name- ! A-and I want you to dominate me- THE WORLD-

Dust, trying not to laugh: ... do you want me to turn around and pretend nothing happened so you can try again ?

Nightmare: yes please qwq

The meeting with Horror you ask ? Not great either, he got himself stuck in trap and had to wait for Horror to finish laughing after he introduced himself to get his answer

He's a loser, luckily the gang is here to do the threatening for him

Idea: Talia's has an irl friend group in Ukraine mirrors the Choir VERY closely. It's be so funny. And yes none of them believe Mischa is real

As an alternative to 'sugar, spice, and everything nice'

I present: 'salt, vinegar, and everything sinister'

Hi guys

Happy 9th anniversary Undertale

Read the poem and couldnt not do a little something about it !