Lives in my head rent free
BALONEY
Fuck em up!
Reblog daily for health and prosperity
I want to hug this man
And feel the stick and be stuck there.
🏳️🌈STAY STRONG. YOU’RE VALID EVEN IF YOU DON’T KNOW YET, OR EVEN IF YOU DON’T FEEL LIKE YOU CAN TELL ANYONE. TAKE IT ONE DAY AT A TIME AND DON’T RUSH YOURSELF BECAUSE IT DOES TAKE TIME AND IT WILL COME TO YOU ONE DAY. AND KNOW THAT YOU’RE NOT ALONE. 🏳️🌈
I have now decided I will have no emotions.
No feelings, only dumb gay chaos
I will not be taking criticsisms at this time
Lol
Gotta go fast
Okay, so I was sleeping over at my girlfriend's house yesterday and I was drinking a Gatorade and she was eating a bottle pop. So we randomly decided to pour the rest of the bottle pop powder into the Gatorade and shake it up, we weren't drinking it for a while cause we thought it would taste bad.
Anyway she goes to the kitchen to make some cheesy bread and I decided to try the mixture we made, which tasted amazing. So I went to tell her about it but I accidentally snuck up on her. Btw my girlfriend isn't small, I'm small, she's big and strong and knows how to fight, but I'm weak as hell compared to her. Anyway I sneak up behind her and put my face in the crook of her neck and whisper "you gotta try this babe" in her ear. Not a good idea. She spun around and was about to punch me, and then she stopped cause she realized it was me and I handed her the Gatorade to try. We spent the rest of the night talking, drinking our science experiment, and doing other stuff, it was a fun night.
But yeah that's the story of how I almost got myself killed over flavored sugar and Gatorade. I'll try not to sneak up on her next time.
More arm art, cause I was bored.
It's not theft if you didn't steal it directly from a store shelf, it's finders keepers and you can use that in court
Nonbinary, Pansexual They/Them I am made of sewer rats https://linktr.ee/tastysodapop
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