Shhhh. Their Thinking.

All I'm saying is that if camping is frowned upon in DBD, which is in all accounts a HARDER game, then it should not be considered a tactic in IDV.

-Sincerly, someone who has played both games as both hunter and survivor. . .

Survivors can't even get off the chair on their own

Jack: Dad can you pass me the salt

Sam Dean and Cas all go to hand him salt

Jack: …thanks dad..s

Sam,Dean,Cas insink: you’re welcome

Rowena: Jack hon do me a wee favor and shoot me please.

Kidnapper holding Stiles ransom: Try anything funny and he gets it!

Sheriff Stilinski: Don't kill him!

Kidnapper: We won't do nothing so long as we get what we want.

Sheriff Stilinski: I wasn't talking to you. Stiles, don't you dare do anything!

Kidnapper: W-what?

Cops and Robbers by The Hoosiers

ATTENTION

If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)

Techno: He's a volatile species, he can't be trusted...

Phil: *takes a sip of his tea* What are you on about?

Techno: I swear, Phil, he's got that shifty look in his eyes.

Ranboo: *walks into the cabin* Hi! I just wanted to drop this off before I go mining. *sets a pie on the table* Bye!

Techno: *cuts a slice*... This is filled with golden carrots and honey... *takes a bite*

Phil: Still think he's suspicious?

Techno: *crying because the pie tastes amazing* He's a vicious beast, Phil, I swear.

Phil: Mhm, sure.

Theo in BH: I want Void Stiles...

Derek 1000 or more miles away, bolts awake from slumber with cold sweat, sensing a disturbance in the force, booking the first direct flight back to BH, then calling Stiles: Who the fuck are you with right now?

"Stop trying to make cursed shit canon, we have Will for that"

- Phil @ Tubbo

Now I feel obligated to main him. I mean, I was going to anyway but this feels like a calling.

Techno: Ranboo.

Ranboo: Yeah?

Techno, gesturing at his chest: Explain.. that.

Ranboo, looking down at Tommy who's wrapped around him like a koala: Oh! He just does this sometimes.

Phil: . . . What mate?

Ranboo, smiling: Yeah! I think he may be asleep though, so could you guys try to be quiet?

Phil, whispering: What the fuck.

scott: stiles is missing. can you find him?

derek: what?? do you think i have him microchipped or something?

scott: well, do you?

derek: ..yeah, hang on