Would I Fuck Them?

"Tiny raisin"

Person A: I am death! I am destruction! Fear me!

Person B: You are literally the youngest in the group. Your voice is still cracking.

Person A: Fear me, fool!

Person C: You should listen to her/him. I know for a fact that this one can bite off a mans hand with no hesitation. I've seen it happen, and let me tell you. It's terrifying knowing that this tiny raisin can easily kill a man.

*Puts on my best radio show host voice*

And this one goes out to all the people out there who love a fictional man.

We may be delusional, but at least we're happy?

Virburu Playlist

✨️Here's a playlist for Virburu✨️

Virburu to Kitterine

And here's the playlist from her to her wife, Kitterine!

A bit of backstory:

They met during the start of the Clone Wars. Kitterine was 18, Virburu was 19.

They secretly got married sometime during the CW.

After order 66, Kitterine was 23, and Virburu was 24.

In our timeline Kitterine is also married to Wrecker. They have a daughter named Lavender.

Also, in correlation to the above, Virburu is also married to Tech but they can't have kids due to some Togruta lore I read.

Virburu and Kitterine do have a kid together (Kitterine isn't fully human, and I won't explain). Virburu is the one who carries it. It's a boy named Atticus.

Kitterine is by @artisticaliens

reblog if you are ASEXUAL, support ASEXUAL PEOPLE, or SECRETLY A DRAGON IN HUMAN FORM

neither, bc brownies are fucking nasty and so are the bitches who eat them

Update On My Life Part 2

Welp the coworker I was dating broke up with me back on January 5th! Turns out that he was hooking up with all the girls around his age so it was for the best. Wanted to break his nose though. One of my exes is trying to get back with me. But I have a girlfriend now! I love her so much, and it's actually the one I'm saying my feelings to in Confession/Stupid Feelings? the thing is I don't remember when we started dating but it feels like it's been a year already tbh

I want to milk this boy dry and give him forehead kisses

Problematic Animals I Work With-an incomplete list

POKEY-kemp’s ridley sea turtle

Picky eater

Spits out food with vitamins in it

WOLVERINE-sand tiger shark

Steals food from other sharks

Bites at feeding tongs instead of the fish

VARIOUS CLOWNFISH SPECIES

Pretty much all of the ones we have have bitten me

In general, they are jerk faces

JUVENILE GREEN SEA TURTLE (from recent cold stun event)

Lil piggy at feeding time

Pooped on me (very stinky)

CARBONADO-carolina diamondback terrapin

Messy eater

Crawls through sand then disperses it in water bowl/newly cleaned habitat

GREEN MORAY EEL

Steals food from innocent sea star

Derps around habitat looking for food like he’s never been fed before in his whole entire life (though his fat rolls tell a different story)

If anyone knows how to keep these punks in line, let me know-because they sure as heck don’t listen to me!