Darkiplier Based On Hearts And Heroes

ITS A HAPPY DAY PEOPLE!!!

okay, so my friend texted me saying that her sister ( and good friend) came out as LESBIAN! So I’m spamming her rn saying “CONGRATS!!”. And I told my other friends in a groupchat and one of my friends said “she got yassified”. Sydney if your seeing this, CONGRATS GIRLYY!!! I will support you forever as time goes!

Steven Grant: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?

Marc Spector: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.

Jake Lockley: I personally was created in a lab.

Y/N L/N: I just straight up spawned lol.

hi. my thoughts on the season finale for school spirits (!obvious spoilers btw, don't read if you haven't seen episode 8!)

HEY SO. WHAT THE FUCK GUYS. IS SIMON DEAD OR DID HE SOMEHOW LEAVE HIS BODY??? WHAT THE HELL. ALSO XAVIER CAN SEE GHOSTS NOW??? HOLY SHIT. ANOTHER THING. WALLY CAN'T CROSSOVER YET. NO WAY HE WOULDN'T. IM GONNA CRY IF HE CROSSES OVER. YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME PARAMOUNT. HOW DARE YOU PARAMOUNT. I NEED A SEASON 3 ASAP. NEOWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!! 😡😡ANOTHER THING. PLEASSEEEE PUT QUINN AND RHONDA TOGETHER THAT'D ACTUALLY BE SO FREAKING CUTE OMFG. also happy b-day milo yippee <33 (yes ikr, two posts in one day this is crazyy for me. especially since i dont even post that much.)

ITS OUT. THE FUCKING FIRST EPISODE OF THE MANDALORIAN IS OUT. I AM LITERALLY FREAKING OUT RN. GO WATCH IT NOW. GOGOGOGOGOGO!!!

*Y/n is cleaning the house and they find an empty bottle of orange juice* Y/n: Clear orange juice? Y/n: Oh, it's empty. Joel, who has been watching the entire time: I live with an idiot. I live with an idiot. I live with an idiot.

bro did my man dirty 😢

me after watching the first ep of daredevil: born again. what the fuck guys. seriously. WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT DO THEY GET OUT OF THIS.

coughs

reblog if you're a sick individual who's attracted to women over 30

LOOK. LOOKIT. LOOK AT HIS 💫SMILEE 💫. IM ACTUALLY CRYING RN. HIS SMILE IS SO PRETTYYYY. HES THE TYPE OF PERSON I WANT TO HUG AND THEN CRY ON. I WILL PROTECT THIS MAN WITH MY LIFE. I WOULD DIE FOR HIM.

small update on that birthday week story thing..

ok im gonna be completely honest...

i genuinely had NO motivation to do that freaking thing. like my adhd was PHYSICALLY stopping me from writing. 💀

SO! here's what i'll do. I'll write that miguel x reader BUT it's gonna take a bit of a while cuz I have to do a lot of more stuff outside of tumblr. hopefully you guys'll understand and will wait for me on this one. thanks again <33