My Desiccated Son Thrunt

Self care is skipping the second half of leave luanne

Call me strider 'way I'm walking all these players like a dog. Can't do nothing without me, always riding on this hog.

Everypony gather round, listen close to d-stris teachings- the walls of Troy are nothing, bro, cuz I'm the prince of breaching.

I'm a PANTHEONIC IRONICIST and a GANGSTA LOGITION. I'm dividing every one, they call me a mathematician.

Surrounded by water cuz I make these hoes so wet, call all the boys to the yard cuz I'm as hard as it gets.

Bringing science to pixie hollow.

Post cancelled life is super fun and im eatin a little snack :]

Who new id find another thing to be anxious about!! Life really is full of little surprises huh!

pirate voice: there's a beautiful person out there reading this post, I can feel it in me bones

mailman voice: I'm curious, what did you make me sound like?

if you want me to consume a new media you MUST catch me at the exact moment when the stars are aligned and the air pressure is equal to the current degree of the sun’s peak against the horizon and all the cosmic energies are perfectly unified (aka my old interest is fading out) or i will nod and say “im adding that to my list!” Knowing theres no chance i will check it out

Fuck it

10 notes and I drink water everyday

20 notes and I eat 3 meals a day even if it means being late for school in the morning

50 notes and I take on of those gender test things to see if I’m non-binary

100 notes and I try and get at least 6 hours of sleep a night

200 notes and I start writing the fic again

500 notes and I’ll eat less unhealthy food

2000 notes and I’ll ask go on a walk every day

5000 notes and I’ll read homestuck

10,000 notes and I’ll start learning how to draw

15,000 notes and I’ll ask my mum if I can go to therapy (please no)

20,000 and I’ll ask my crush out (please no again)

Only three reblogs per person pls

The funny thing about chronic nightmares is that im always referencing the hat man meme. Someone jokes about their nightmares about snakes and bedsheets so i joke about my nightmares about stalking and psychological horror and then i see their looks of worry and im just Oh, Is This Not A Safe Place Suddenly (we were trading nightmares?? Why are you looking at me like that?? How did i mess up again??)

Got a bit too silly, let a bit too loose, and now my feed is all wonderfully stylized mlp ships. Which- admittedly very entertaining, but bro giVE ME BACK MY BLORBOS