Don't mind this I like listing things so picked my top 30 women efer
Hello, tumblr user. Before you is a tumblr post asking you to name a female fictional character. You have unlimited time to tag a female character, NOT a male one.
Begin.
Sleep is a mistress of whom i wish to break, but such a temptress are they.
They whisper sweet nothings to me, sooth my aches while fanning the flames of my anxieties. They whisper of choices and possibilities, they murmer of joys and woes to come. They squeeze my heart till i can no longer breathe, they soften the agony by humming a wordless tune and luring me to the edge of a floating nothingness.
THEN THEY LEAVE ME WANTING AND ENRAGED AT TWO AM AND I HEAR HIDE NOR HARE OF THEM TILL THE NEXT NIGHT.
I set traps, i lay offerings, somenights i get so frustrated, my mind hanging on threads fraying by the second, that i can do naught more than lock the door and wait.
BUT AS I WATCH HELPLESSLY THEY EXPERTLY DISMANTLE MY TRAPS IN SECONDS, COOING AT MY FEEBLE ATTEMPTS. THEY SPARE ONLY A GLANCE AT WHAT PITIFUL OFFERINGS I CAN SCROUNGE TOGETHER, A NEW ADDITION EVERY NIGHT.
They stroll down to me dawning a ghost of a smile, so faint I wonder if it was ever there to begin. They sit next to me and they whisper. They murmer they hum until i am caught pitifully in the fantasy they craft. The guide me to the floor, i rest my head on the rot, i feel it invading my skull. The promises fall from their lips like wool shedding off to reveal coarse fur.
THEN THEY SIMPLY UNLOCK THE DOOR AND I AM LEFT ONLY WITH MISERY AND THEIR AWFUL VISAGE IN THE WIND.
I think about having wings and talons a normal amount, I think.
... hm? The- the normal amount is once a year tops? And in very vague detail if any? Not even like... preening with close loved ones? No? Shaking off rain water..? No?? ...nesting? Also no... hm.
Right. Yes yeah, normal amount. Yep. I do that in the normal style of... minimally. Mhm.
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Transgender community, please please please do NOT use this product! It will kill you if used, please do not use it whatsoever.
Please reblog and spread the word
Fuck it
10 notes and I drink water everyday
20 notes and I eat 3 meals a day even if it means being late for school in the morning
50 notes and I take on of those gender test things to see if I’m non-binary
100 notes and I try and get at least 6 hours of sleep a night
200 notes and I start writing the fic again
500 notes and I’ll eat less unhealthy food
2000 notes and I’ll ask go on a walk every day
5000 notes and I’ll read homestuck
10,000 notes and I’ll start learning how to draw
15,000 notes and I’ll ask my mum if I can go to therapy (please no)
20,000 and I’ll ask my crush out (please no again)
Only three reblogs per person pls
rb to tell ur mutuals ur fond of them
Im not back from the dead yet but urgent news ITS CLOWN WEEK.
idk if this would be comforting for anyone else but your f/o's "canon partner" is literally the #1 supporter of your selfship btw!!!!
if you're nonsharing, then they're furiously shaking their head in disapproval whenever ppl say that *they're* your f/o's partner/soulmate when *you* are!!
if you're sharing or polyam, then they're so incredibly happy that you're bringing even more love and joy to your f/o's life!!
either way, they will fight off anyone that tries to invalidate your relationship with your f/o because of whatever's going on in the canon!!!!
(the above also applies to the character(s) most popularly shipped with your f/o ^_^)