Fucking Hate It When The Stuff Everybody Says "actually Works" Does Actually Work.

Bro I fucking love the DB Cooper case nothing about this whole situation sounds real. None of the passengers on the plane realized they were being hijacked until the plane landed two hours after it was supposed to and the fbi showed up with suitcases full of money. The note about the bomb almost went unnoticed because the flight attendant thought she was being sexually harassed so she didn't read it. One of the main suspects was the first trans woman in Washington to have a sex change operation. A reporter who was so dead set on his suspect that he brought him to court was so upset about being wrong that he went catatonic and was treated with electroshock therapy and it WORKED. There's been multiple "I'm DB Cooper" death confessions. He never even SAID his name was DB Cooper. Either he got away with a million bucks in today's money and the most iconic and harmless crime American history or he impaled himself on a pine tree while falling a zillion miles an hour in the dark while clutching duffel bags full of cash and either option is equally hilarious. He wore a clip on tie. He committed an act of sky piracy. What in the fucking looney toons

Day 76 - Viktor but he’s drawn by my Vash plushie brush

Perk of being a person I love! I will always give you the benefit of every doubt, to the point of making up doubts to benefit you!!

Downside of loving me! I will never let anyone take accountability!! Yes, I know it is sometimes someone else's fault- unfortunately I'm Not In Charge Here Either!!!!

Chat I gotta confess something..

I Selfship heavy with Igor from the 2008 film.. I love him so much. I’m obsessed with the movie and it’s one of my biggest hyperfixations.. I’m his number one fan and lover, I heart you Igor

(Also.. genuinely because I’ve NEVER MET another person to self ship themselves with him.. I’m non-sharing.. 🤤)

I’ve been getting a lot of followers recently, likely through my Transfem Dave art circulating again. Be respectful. And also. Read my webcomic.

MS Paint Fan Adventures

SOVEREIGNSTUCK

A story about a boy, his friends, and a god-making machine.

That’s all.

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Tarot girlies and bros! Please help?

I have a deck that i shuffle as a stim and occasionally try to channel from, and lately ive been getting the same (absurd amount of) cards over and over even when just absently shuffling. Im so bad at interpreting meanings, ive tried googling it and i just cannot understand. Any input would be apreciated!!

Of the major arcana, in order of frequency, i keep getting: wheel of fortune, death, heirophant, magician, justice, empress, and high preistess

Of the minor arcana, in order of frequency, i keep getting: ace of cups, swords, and pentacles, knight of cups, swords, and pentacles, page of cups, and seven of cups

That seems like far too many for a message, but each have jumped out at least three times and some every single time i pull out the deck! Is it something stupidly simple, like those cards are ever so slightly bent or something? It feels so ominous, like this thing is speaking to me loudly and frantically in a language im not fluent in.

I feel like the amount of repitition (aces, knights, cups) is important but i dont know what it means. Same with the major arcana, it feels like its speaking in all caps but i cannot read it.

God im sleepy

GNight all

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